Rofl well that was a stupid invention

These are all from my childhood, my mom used to do them, usually while pointing at the thing. Often just to trick us into looking at something dumb so she could laugh, so now I do it too.

When passing a graveyard: look! Dead people!

When passing cows: look! Cows!

When passing cornfields, though not all the time cuz there are so many where I grew up: I had a joke for you, but its too corny.

When passing a sign that says STOP AHEAD: face palm stop a head!

No u-turn sign: no, sign, you turn, I don’t want to!

And a bunch of other little things like that. Needless to say the first long trip with new passengers is a blast for me.

I remember this was a video, he was singing a love song, iirc, to his partner. It was very cute, but the video seems to be gone from the internet. This is the only bit that remains.

Sure there is. My electric company is primarily remewables and somehow the rates just increased again! After doing the same thing for the last several years in a row! My electric bill is now nearly double what it was 6-7 years ago.

What they do is say “due to increased demand” (which doesn’t exist unless you count overproduction that goes to other places).

Lying is just good business, especially of it’s only a lie technically!

And now they're cutting back on the self-checkouts while not bothering to hire people back to work the registers lol. The lines are getting longer and longer.

Of course, how else to drive you to use their pickup/delivery service for a premium, or to order online where they can really gouge you individually with surveillance pricing.

They were never going to do surveillance pricing in store, that’s too hard, but why have useable stores at all? Throw everything in locked cases, staff minimally, ignore complaints, profit (this quarter).

“Make my coffee look like an egg bagle, and make it taste like you dipped a glazed donut into it, but without actually doing that, I don’t want chunky coffee”

That's how I used to order my coffee from the donut place at 3 am before my 4 am airport shift. I was young, i’ve grown, but they always got it basically right. I make my own now, much much darker with less sugar. With just as much questionable content. Because I have ONE good coffee and top it off until it sucks and I don’t want more.

“myth of rugged individualism”,

A better name for that that, one which I apply to myself, is “toxic independence”. It covers more issues, I think, because it includes people who don’t see themselves as rugged individualists, but just ordinary people surviving as best they can.

Did Steve tell you that? What’s he got to do with it? What kind of rapping name is steve?

Ornamental peppers are ridiculously hot, like much much hotter than even reapers.

Might be cabale of causing chemical burns if you eat enough of them. Idk.

I’ve been getting into weird shit like this, and based on your comment, there’s a better than even chance you can give me some recommendations.

I’ve seen existenz and together and probably some others that count. But I’m open to whatever you think is worth it!