A more realistic version of the story; I was going to say less funny, but that's not true, it's even funnier.
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...then heat it to 50°C
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Twitch plays...
The buttplug connecting to wifi is one of the few things that makes sense. In this case: so your totally not imagined GF in Canada can peg you remotely.
These backend developers leaving all kinds back door vulnerabilities these days
Once I decompiled the contol app for a cheap chinese vibrator. The vibrator uses Bluetooth LE to talk to the phone app, the phone app connects to chinese servers and offers remote control and chat functionality.
Spiciest thing I found in the App was a list of words (mostly Chinese) you are forbidden to use, stuff like references to Tianmen. Yes the sex toy app had a cleartext list of political and kinky forbidden words it will locally filter out.
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Open endpoint
In Toy Story 5, there's a potty training toy with internet access. I find that creepy
Is this the newest RCE?
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IoT fanatics until they start getting fucking ads on their LG TV or Alexa spewing audio ads
You want more targetted advertising instead of random stuff don't you?
Welcome to ten years ago.
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