TIL white people only exist in Midwest US.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit

Where's the classic "Why I oughtta"?

Okay, but "dude, what the fuck" should be up there

Lol. This isn't white people, it's old people.

For England:

• alright mate
• calm down
• are you havin' a laugh?
• u wot?
• listen, knobhead
• u fuckin' wot mate?

My son always says “ok pal” he’s 18 going on 65

I feel personally attacked.

7. NI

"You're crusin' for a bruisin'!"

I go straight to “excuse me??”

Better to just say Midwestern.

Also, White folks around here, 1) is firing a semi-automatic into your home or car. We have a lot of meth heads...

I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.

Said by a man called Clem.

Now, see here!

Oh my stars and garters

You forgot Bless your heart.

Bless your hearrrrtt.

Someone calls me buddy we're throwing hands.

By the time I got to 3, I started having anxious sweats. You know the kind, they smell kinda tart. Don't like it. No, sir. Staying at 3.