gambling has negative expected value, the house always wins in the long run.

the stock market has pretty much always trended up over time so if you just buy a bunch of stuff and wait a while you will pretty much always win. (you can still gamble with stocks, it's just that stocks are fundamentally different and you can also not gamble)

the one fmab joke

yes please tell me your sex vector

hundreds and thousands of what??

ok apparently that's what sprinkles are called

a rubber room

n then we lwk get cooked by climate change

now they are detained in blanket prison and unable to use cellular devices

what makes me a good demoman?

me when I need leaf blocks in Minecraft so I shear off all the sides

lol, I was considering Tetris (tetrio tho) and balatro (I think slay the spire 2 has more replayability)

1. minecraft
2. slay the spire 2
3. risk of rain 2
4. osu (since it has 4k and taiko with it)
5. silksong (or hk depending on if you get future dlc)
6. bloons td 6
7. tf2 (Titanfall and team fortress both ok)
8. mindustry (haven't played factorio like everyone else here apparently)
9. super smash Bros melee (with slippi mod for online play)
10. guess I'll take ufo50 even though I haven't played it yet

since any dlc is allowed, maybe by picking Minecraft you get all the other versions with it?