Well now I just can't get out of my head the picture of a Red Lobster fleet of pirate ships invading Greenland shouting "When we say endless we mean it" and that's completely fucking ridiculous but I guess that's what's happening? I have to say that's really Long John Silvers territory

I thought maybe we could just have one day where every single member of this administration was not a horrendous embarrassment to everything.

Today is not that day.

But what about Red Lobster's All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest?!

This is bush league shit my buddy Dr Snake came up with this idea like 12 years ago after an enormous bong rip

I guess they're thinking like fruit corporations

Can't wait for Call of Duty game where a spec ops team is sent in to stop the evil Greenland terrorist who have shrimp families hostage. America is the only chance these shellfish have for freedom.

A war over shellfish, you say?

Does it include shrimp scampi?

Fuck all of this noise, but if it was down to Greenland or the bottomless Cheddar Bay Biscuits, I might start putting on my invadin’ boots.

Edit: To be perfectly clear, I was joking. Fuck this administration and fuck imperialism.