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US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp (thedeepdive.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

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[–] -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Fuck all of this noise, but if it was down to Greenland or the bottomless Cheddar Bay Biscuits, I might start putting on my invadin’ boots.

Edit: To be perfectly clear, I was joking. Fuck this administration and fuck imperialism.

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