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US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp (thedeepdive.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

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[–] 19 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

Well now I just can't get out of my head the picture of a Red Lobster fleet of pirate ships invading Greenland shouting "When we say endless we mean it" and that's completely fucking ridiculous but I guess that's what's happening? I have to say that's really Long John Silvers territory

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