137
US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp (thedeepdive.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
13 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I thought maybe we could just have one day where every single member of this administration was not a horrendous embarrassment to everything.

Today is not that day.

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
    •
  • [–] [S] 7 points 4 months ago

    The like tweet quoted in the article sounds so dry it must have killed the person writing it.

    One reason the US is considering acquiring Greenland is to secure access to seafood that could potentially bring back unlimited shrimp at Red Lobster. - US official to the New Yorker

  • permalink
  • fedilink
  • source
  • parent