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[–] 71 points 4 months ago

Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.

It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.

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  • [–] 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    This is, by far, the least weird thing about RFKJr.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I might raise an eyebrow if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon. By comparison this is downright charming.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    if this weren't the guy who bragged about getting a brain worm from eating roadkill bear, or stopped his family car so he could dig the dick bone out of a dead raccoon.

    Or decapitated a dead whale and tied it to the roof of the minivan, or took his grandkids swimming in sewage runoff.

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  • [–] 44 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    be me, rfk jr

    at another senate hearing

    presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

    get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

    kneel down to pick them up

    sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

    everyone in the chamber starts laughing

    go to grab my pocket kraut

    fumble more of my slides

    laughing grows louder, start panicking

    forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

    slip on the kraut

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck Cheryl Hines. Feckless piece of shit

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

    I. Hate. Sauerkraut.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Well, anyway, Life is going swell and everything is just peachy. Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning

    My mother makes me a big ol' bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    And the guys at work used to talk shit about my pocket bacon and pocket burritos. This fucking guy with his pocket kraut

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    There's nothing wrong with eating sauerkraut, although a less breakable container would be sensible.

    It says a lot about the man that this story makes him seem more human.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Having the money for steak every. Single. Morning. Sounds like fiction to the working class

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    No more weird than Strom Thurmond and his pocket shrimp...

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