be me, rfk jr

at another senate hearing

presenting slides on how muskox piss should replace fluoride in drinking water

get really into it and accidentally bump over some slides

kneel down to pick them up

sauerkraut spills out of my pocket, splats on the ground

everyone in the chamber starts laughing

go to grab my pocket kraut

fumble more of my slides

laughing grows louder, start panicking

forget the kraut, just try to grab my slides

slip on the kraut