so first the DOW was over 50,000, and now, we're on DOS.

They're too incompetent to even surrender. It's like watching half of a three legged race give up mid race.

After Vietnam, Afghanistan and now Iran, you guys can't mock the French ever again.

Department of Israel's little bitch

Changes name to "Department of war"

Fights 1 war

Surrenders

Yeah this seems like the next logical step

Department of War Crimes?

Department of Fails our Audits without Fail?

Department of Disease Proliferation?

Department of Terrorism Generation?

Department of Actionable Kinetic Subsidies to Powerfully Lethal Biblical Fan Fiction?

Department of War Losers/Department of Losing War

Better to rename it Department of Wah-Wah and reuse more of the letters

No better imperialist than an incompetent one, TBF. I'd hate to see a more competently murderous USA!

Israel's Department Store of War Supplies?

The AIM-9X Romper Room baby-seeking missile (can explode in Star of David or menorah pattern)

BGU-12 "Camp Camp" refugee tent buster bomb (selectable dreidel or challah bread pattern)

YAL-2 Big Beautiful Beam anti food-aid-worker energy weapon (plays Havah Nagelah at every use).

(Only available in blue and white.)

It's the department of war. No one said it was the department of winning wars.

department of pathetic little losers whose dads never told them they were proud of them

Do these people want the war to continue? What are they thinking??? If anything, rename it Department of War Crimes, but don't try to gode these fucks back into war. Only Israelis want this war.

Department of Depends®

Department of Republican fee-fees.

Department Of Whiskey or is that the FBI, I'm so confused.

If they make it the "department of war reparations" itll be cheaper to edit the sign. At this point I know they will continue to do stupid stuff but maybe they could stop wasting our tax dollars.

Department of war losses

We need Hegseth on this cover...

Department of Downfall.

Department of 'Winning'.

This image feels like AI Slop. I dont care if its making fun of the right, AI slop is still bad and shouldn't be posted. I'm not quite sure though.

The US government would never be so honest. Maybe "Department of Strategic Withdrawal".

Department of Genocide

Call it the Department of Failure.

Department of Defeat has a nice alliteration

Surrendering is a part of war. It wasn't called department of victory before, was it?

I'm going for just:

Derpartment

Pay to play?

What about pay to surrender?

Maybe they are gonna add Kennedy's name to it. And then add Trump's name to it later. And then cover the department with a tarp.

That's brave, walking around with exposed Trogdor tattoos around those guys. They seem like the type to pick on nerds.

Department of Fucking Up

"Department of Weird Old Prentendi-Christo Wanna-be-fascists: Too dumb to succeed, too rich to leave"

(or DowopCwbfTdtstrl)

Damn, I honestly wanted a "Join, or Die" tattoo, but this kinda killed it for me.