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[–] 73 points 4 months ago (4 children)

The algae multiplied. Who could have predicted they would do that? It was an entirely novel strategy.

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  • [–] 61 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    The other bodies of water in this picture are what interest me. Both the Pond and the Tidal Basin look bluer, showing what it would have looked like. Now it's the color of grift.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    They're probably also deeper, which both provides a less ideal environment for algae to grow and also looks bluer despite algae that might be growing. The water in the tidal basin is also moving and has water naturally flowing in and out. The reflecting pool does not have that and needs to be shallow so that water movement is minimized to create the reflection it's supposed to give.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Yes the Basin is more "wild," fair enough.

    The Pond is also shallow and manmade, with a similar water system, so it's a truer comparison.

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  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Next week these idiots will be saying "It's supposed to be green" so that dont have to admit they voted for a fool.

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I’d rather vote for the algae too

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Algae produce a shitload of oxygen, so it's super eco-friendly

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    except it causes a feedback, eutrophication effect. teh algae dieback, and the consumption of oxygen by bacteria when the alge decomposies causes deadzone in the water. this is not that bad, since its manmade and not connected to another natural water system.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Isn't it a bit late for St. Patrick's Day?

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  • [+] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    It's green because Iran's flag has green and Iran's a winner.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I don't understand why they don't paint it yellow? The green algae and the yellow paint will make it look blue.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Can’t wait for the Wikipedia page.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Chlorophyll? More like Bore-o-phyll!

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Are those green patches of grass to the north the patches that had "8647"?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    looks like a mini-putt, with a giant hole on the end that he'd still miss by a mile.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    "It's American Flag Green, exactly what I wanted. You can't find that color in nature. It's beautiful."

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    alge is always greener on the other side

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    So painting a pool a dark color which will increase the water temperature encouraged algae to grow? You'd have to be some kinda scientist or psychic to know that would happen.

    • DJT
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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    That's what's happens when the swamp promises to drain the swamp. MORE SWAMP MOFOS!

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    The grass is always greener on the othe- wai what..?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    That must be this "American Blue" they're all talking about

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Gotta love the 2 other comparably sized pools in this image that don't have the alge.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Yet another symbol of the state of the U.S. The MAGA folks are pretty good at that. Take this ridiculous military parade, the absurd cage fight in front of the White House, that goddamn ballroom—and the list goes on and on....

    It’s truly unbelievable that, with all this stupid nonsense, they don’t realize how ridiculous and dim-witted they are. But hey, what else can you expect from this clown show....

    In a way, it’s almost a good thing for the world, because it really makes it crystal clear just how uncivilized these wretched fascists are.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I thought adding chlorine to a pool wouldn't be that difficult...

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    They added bleach and peroxide. On their own, each can combat algae even though there are better ways. Together, they make eachother less effective.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Can someone confirm if the pool was being fine before the "renovation"?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    So Trump, trying to be better than Obama, has taken it upon himself to fix it.

    That's just the rationalization. The real reason he "fixed" it, was because it was a classic real estate developer kickback scheme. That's his bread and butter - get a big contract, do as little as possible for as cheap as possible, and split the profit with whomever gave you the contract.

    He's now graduated to being by the guy who hands out the contracts, and gets the kickbacks. That's why he's doing all the renovation and construction projects. The Ballroom, the Arc De Trump, the Reflecting Pool, etc., all kickback schemes.

    The Kennedy Center was going to be his entertainment propaganda center, but when EVERYBODY cancelled, he announced a 2 year renovation - another kickback scheme - but the court stopped it.

    Oh, and these projects tend to go over budget, which is all profit.

    THAT'S why he did it, not to fix Obama's supposed failure. We don't even know if it's true, since the only information comes from the government. It might have been working just fine, but Trump is always going to say that he rescued the world from certain disaster...in two weeks.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Time to pay the algae reparations buddy.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Shit is as green as my dick after a night of watching my man Randy Savage with the missus, and the obvious aftermath of such things.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (5 children)

    So he painted the bottom a different colour? I'm unclear about how exactly that was supposed to help.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    It didn't help. The "paint" is now peeling off in giant sheets.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I may turn this into a t-shirt

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    hope donald get killed by a mosquito

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  • [+] -7 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    Honestly, who gives a shit? I’m so much more worried about global and local changes he’s making. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the colour of the dumbass whitehouse pool.

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  • [–] 43 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It’s an easy symbol to help people get out of the cult.

    Is it important? No. Is it useful? Yes (if presented to the right people and not used as a circlejerk)

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    importantly, it’s a very simple and visual representation of the spectacular incompetence

    (i was going to add undeniable but i’ve seen that the cult is trying to say that “the radical left” sabotaged it by introducing the algae)

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    First, it doesn't belong to the White House or Trump. It's there for literal and metaphorical reflection on what it means to be America, with specific reference to Lincoln and Martin Luther King. Second, I'm sure a bunch of the public money from this project landed in Trump's pocket. Third, it's just another failure, in the one area he's supposed to have had experience in before running for President.

    Unlike his moral failures that appall us every day, we can laugh at this one.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (4 children)

    Third, it's just another failure, in the one area he's supposed to have had experience in

    Pool maintenance?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Knowing how pools work and don't work in general is part of Real Estate

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    He doesn't know shit about real estate. He only knows how to grift and con, real estate is just one of the many ways he's been doing that. There are two things going on in trumps head, who can he scam and how, and then teenage girls nipples.

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