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[–] 74 points 4 months ago (7 children)

This reminds me of the large road signs I've seen that warn against distracted driving

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    stares at the asphalt

    Well great, now I can't see where I'm g-- πŸ’₯

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  • [–] 59 points 4 months ago (15 children)

    This is sort of a real thing: in touristy areas they sometimes have signs warning of pickpockets, which causes people to check their wallet location and alerts the pickpockets where the wallet is for easier snatching.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    That's why you gotta do a full pat down to throw them off.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I just do the macarena every time I see the sign.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Lmao that visual made me actually chuckle

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    What do you do if you're naked, though?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Should have messy scotch tape, slightly tilted, maybe a corner peeled off

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    If only they would do that with my virginity....

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Caveat caveat

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