It’s perfectly normal for an 80 year old to have health issues
It isn’t to pretend he’s a god and lie about those issues. It isn’t normal to pretend this doesn’t affect their ability to do an important job too.
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They've never really had trouble lying before, now will be no different.
"You don’t have to wish me a happy birthday, because I’m not happy about that birthday. It’s a number that I never thought really too much about. It’s not a number I like, but I’m here nonetheless.” - a giant orange human-shaped piece of feces
he clearly didnt expect to live this long, which explains his complete lack of planning in anything whatsoever
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glitches is not the word most of us would use here.
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They didn’t handle Mitch’s reboots very well either.
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So, now that he is turning 80, we will stop seeing references to his age in headlines and stories. The media kept emphasizing he was 79, not yet 80. Now, we'll never see mention of it again.
My grandfather at 80 was still driving to the nursing home to visit my grandma and to the local grocery store. He certainly was not capable at that age of doing anything more complicated than that.
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Is "glitch" now slang for shitting yourself?
"Glitches"
Today I learned we could've saved my grandma from Alzheimer's if we had just factory reset her software. Good to know.
moments in which the president closes his eyes and appears to doze off are actually instances of him leaning in to “better hear someone speaking,”
Let's test this theory and ask him for a 200 word summary of the meeting afterwards.
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😂
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