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[–] 44 points 4 months ago (5 children)

"You don’t have to wish me a happy birthday, because I’m not happy about that birthday. It’s a number that I never thought really too much about. It’s not a number I like, but I’m here nonetheless.” - a giant orange human-shaped piece of feces

he clearly didnt expect to live this long, which explains his complete lack of planning in anything whatsoever

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    being fair, nobody who's paying attention would've expected him to live this long either. You seen the way he eats? I've been expecting him to drop dead of a massive infarction every day for the past ten years and it still has not come to pass.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    He's never planned anything ever. He's a malignant narcissist... he thinks everything will just work because of the force of his awesomeness, and when it doesn't it's because of evil sabotage.

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