So does a $3 paint pen.
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I like the editor in chief of 404 just hovering menacingly in the background of that picture
But seriously, every pair of these glasses should be treated with disgust and hostility by people who see them.
Here’s a negative $400 fix. Don’t buy the shit in the first place.
They're selling them for $400?! If everyone buys a pair but never uses them they'll go bankrupt in a second. No way they're making money at that price.
There's a $60 mod to fix that
The fact that this is labelled as a "flashlight" and the product listing doesn't tell you anywhere that it's actually a laser is shady as fuck. The seller is probably trying to dodge safety regulations.
There's a review on the same product from a different seller that has a close-up of the label:

This is a 50W laser, which is pretty dangerous. Just looking at the reflection spot where the laser hits something could damage your eyes, and never mind looking directly into the beam. If you're going to use something like this you should be wearing properly tested safety glasses rated for that frequency, not the cheapos that come with it.
Edit: that safety label is definitely wrong. Class III lasers are between 5 and 500 mW, so this is probably 500mW and not 50000mW, which makes a lot more sense because you'd never fit that in an object this size.
The fact that the safety label is wrong makes this thing even worse.
As an avid watcher of styropyro, any labeling on that device is pretty much useless. Considering it burns shit, it's at least 1W, if not higher. Amazon and eBay lasers are notorious for being orders of magnitude more powerful than they are advertised, which is why I picked this one lol. If it costs more than $30, it's probably capable of blinding anyone not careful with it.
Hooray, it is of indeterminate wattage.
In the context of economies of scale, I think it's possible that a lot of these laser pointers are made with surplus Blu-ray diodes, which have obviously been produced in mass quantities. It would explain why they can be had so cheaply.
500mw will not burn stuff, not easily, and not without a focusing lens
Shit, that looks cool just to have LMAO
Judging by the single review, it's well over the <5mw classification for safe use. Considering that it reportedly burns black objects, it's at least 1W, which means even reflections could be permanently blinding nearly instantly :).
Would fry the cameras in these glasses just as fast. Would not use as a laser pointer for cats.
Yeah, try to fry that camera from 5m+ distance then enjoy the lawsuit for blinding that person...
$60? I'll put 2 drops of black nail polish over the LED for you for $20.
And if you’re really that worried about it a regular diode might do the trick. Or just a resistor. Or just desoldering the LED. In any case, it’s fucking stupid that these glasses exist in the first place.
Only because creeps exist. These would be fantastic for POV recording of extreme sports and racing if it weren't for creeps. Unfortunately there are creeps.
You mean like a gopro?
Gopro always gives a funny perspective because it has to be mounted on a helmet or gas tank or such. Camera glasses would give true rider/driver/skier/you name it point of view. There's real world, legitimate uses for them, they just don't outweigh the risk of nefarious use.
article is from October, wonder if still works or was killed by an system update
And is that light really all that "privacy protecting" anyway?
I think it's only a matter of time before these things are ubiquitous. Once they find their "killer app", whatever it is, people will make excuses for any failings. We'll fall back to, "everyone is doing it, and privacy has been dead for a long time, that's nothing new." In other words, the same excuses we've always used to justify whatever terrible thing it is we want to do.
The people who continue to reject them and refuse to wear them will be marginalized and laughed at. I suppose by the time this happens, "Gen Z" will be the new "boomer"?
MMW.
Strong disagree. People fucking hate wearing tech on their faces for any extended period of time. People will push back on tech if it doesn't actually offer any benefit to users and this doesn't do anything better than what we already have.
Any killer app idea could be done better and faster and reach way more people if you just build it on a phone with your existing phone camera.
Plus there's a bunch of people who actually have to wear glasses every day aren't going to want to have pay the premium to get already expensive prescription lenses for what amounts to a novelty spy cam for Zuck.
The only tech I wanna wear on my face for an extended period of time are VR kits, but I’m mostly playing music games and I’ve been quite sedentary for a long while so I have to work back up to “extended periods of time” D:
Right now I’ve got a good half hour to an hour of high level play and I’m rekt. I used to be able to go for a few hours at least… I don’t think I could even do multiple hours of walking around Skyrim anymore.
My eye doctor gave me one of those as part of an eye exam once. I got nauseous after 30 seconds and had to call it off. I'm still annoyed about that.
Awwwh, I’m so sorry you had a bad experience D: that sucks ass! You really gotta ease your way into VR. I played short bursts of games that don't require moving much until I got more comfy. Then I played moving-around games using a program called NaLo, which lets you swing your arms at your sides or in front of you to walk, which really helped me get used to ambulation! Now I’m totally comfy moving around smoothly, but it took some getting used to for sure.
If they came up roughly with the rise of smartphones and social media I'd agree. But tons of people have realised the harm these companies can do, so they're much less inclined to accept being recorded without consent nowadays.
Yup. I remember when cell phones first started creeping into life.
People used to get side-eye for interrupting in-person shit for taking a phone call - for example, when some asshole would get a call and start yammering away in a restaurant. At least among some people; lots of people will happily pick their nose in public and so on and so those people never even gave any kind of social niceties any thought, of course.
Same thing for when bluetooth headsets started coming on the scene. I realized things were fucked when some asshat wheeled up next to me at a urinal, apparently talking to himself, until I realize he's yammering away on his headset while taking a piss.
And now for the past several years, yeah, some people get butthurt about "boomers" calling them if they are Gen X or younger or whatever, but still...it's hard having a full conversation this day, involving eye contact with normal functioning adults without some interruptions while they start fiddling with their phone again to scroll endlessly or text someone who is not even present over some meaningless shit.
So yeah, I agree with you - the minute this has even a barely-passable use and hits some inflection point on price we are going to see this shit everywhere.
This is like the fifth time this tech has been a thing, if HoloLens, Google Glass, and Vision Pro couldn’t find a niche this thing definitely won’t. I can remember when Sony had ones that used a CD-ROM Walkman for the display software and those were going to be on the head of every engine mechanic before the end of the 90s…
What I really want is a camera in my glasses that's always loop recording like a dashcam so when my cat does something spontaneously cute I can clip that.
Of course, that's probably impossible with current battery technology, and I'd want the app to be open source so I knew my glasses weren't sending the footage to anyone else's servers.
I also see a huge use to having a HUD in my glasses between navigation, reading chat during a livestream, watching videos while doing chores, but of course I won't adapt that either unless an open source version becomes available.
I'm already wearing glasses on my face, might as well make them useful. I think I'd be willing to spend upwards of 1500USD on these frames if they did everything I mentioned at the bare minimum.
Tl;dr: I definitely want this product and see uses for it, but it also just isn't there yet, let alone being made by any companies I'd buy from.
I definitely used to want stuff like that especially as somebody who also wears glasses anyway, so I get where you are coming from. But 20+ years of dealing with the Microsofts and Googles of the world have made me very cynical about such things and I am no longer certain that even open source it could be done in a way that protects privacy.
HoloLens is still a thing but for enterprise customers. Google Glass failed because it had no actual backing functionality - which isn't an issue today as local translation and TTS/STT engines are good enough for real time translation.
Vision Pro was hardly a failure, and VR in general is still going strong.
This compared to all those devices is a simple camera, microphone and speakers in a pair of glasses. inexpensive at that. And it's already quite widespread...
Vision Pro was hardly a failure
They've sold, in total, about 500k. It led to Apple effectively ending development for the device. By all accounts, it was a complete failure. With the price tag, it's no wonder.
HoloLens was originally marketed to consumers along with what they called Windows Holographic, basically exactly what the Vision Pro tried to do a few years later. It’s been put on the shelf along with the original Surface (not to be confused with the unrelated Surface line of computers) which while yes is still a product line too it was also never the success they wanted it to be.
Google Glass connected to your phone the same way Meta’s do so I’m not sure what you mean by no backing.
Vision Pro is absolutely a failure, that’s why they’ve yet to release its sequel and canceled the other two versions. Vision Pro is not a VR headset it’s a spatial computing platform like HoloLens.
3D TVs were widespread too, they aren’t anymore. Just because something gets a killer feature doesn’t mean people will want it.
HoloLens was indeed marketed to consumers first. It failed (primarily because of pricing), and Microsoft shopped it around to enterprise clients, with MS releasing an updated version in 2019. You're right that it was recently discontinued though.
With Google Glasses the primary use was supposed to be wearable computing. Not sure if you recall 2014, but back then, wearable tech was super limited in performance, and so were the phones it connected to... no chance of real time translation or even just subtitles... Which is, again, one of the main features today's wearables target, beyond recording. Not to mention that the camera quality on the GG was ass. Useful for some minimal computer vision tasks but that's it.
The Vision Pro literally got an upgrade, but in the ~3 years of its existence, wearable tech is going a different way, and Apple is going towards that (actual glass AR instead of headset), using the original AVP as a basis.
You know what else people said is going to be a fad?
- computers
- the internet, websites et al
- streaming
- smartphones
- native apps on phones
- laptops
What kind of fool would spend $60 for something that a 1¢ piece of black electrical tape can do?
I want to see videos of people getting absolutely fucked up just for wearing one (willingly) at all.
This is the only story we need to be seeing happen. Every single person seen wearing I've just gets bodied. No mercy. No excuses.
It should be specified as an exemption to property and assault rules. Oh you have footage of the person doing it to you? Great, now we know who's innocent by definition.
I accept absolutely no exception to this.
Something non-Meta could be great for accessibility, for something like blind people, and how you make it distinctively and obviously non-privacy breaking is a challenge, but that's the only exception. No one else should have technology on their faces, there is absolutely no good to come from that.
In Japan, it’s a law that even software cameras have to make a loud “shutter” sound to guard against voyeuristic photography.
There’s a little cottage industry of third-party camera apps on the Japanese App Store that do little more than replace the default shutter sound with a custom sound… like silence.
I'm going to mod my regular glasses with a couple of ultra-bright IR LEDs and hope that these cameras do a crappy job of filtering it out.
If the mechanism exists for a app to switch it off, you can guarantee that Meta is using it all the time.
Apps can't (normally) switch it off. That's why you need a hardware mod to disable it.
I guess taping the light is too hard?
Meta has designed the glasses to not work if someone covers up the LED with tape.
I have seen my colleague look at them. And he also looked at some custom made tape, with small holes in them. So just enough light gets in, so it won't disable the recording function. But it still hides the light so others can't see it....
That's a lot for a drop of black paint...
So prying off the protective glass, drilling out the LED, and filling the void with resin, like this creep demonstrates. With electrical tape covering the LED, it seems creeps are required to block the camera sensor, for roughly one second after initiating video recording: as the photodiode value next to the LED is compared to brightness of the camera sensor; so by temporarily matching the two, Meta's plausible deniability mechanism can be bypassed.
paywalled. 
Not with an archived version: https://archive.ph/3O9mw
A .60 cent mod (tape) will do the same thing.
No it won't. There's a sensor that detects covering the LED.
This is the 3rd or 4th comment about this (across the Threadiverse) - why don't people ask why this costs $60 - and then go and find out? It's right fucking there in the article (before the paywall, even).
I'm going to be honest, I don't really give a shit about meta or their shitty glasses so I never bothered to look into it and I'm still not going to bother now either.
That being said I still appreciate the correction.
To the surprise of no one. Does the light turn on on stock glasses when Meta records?
So does a 2¢ piece of black electrical tape.
This is stupid fear mongering, and the same shit we saw with Google Glass back in the day. Recording people without their consent is easier to do with your phone, and the video will be higher quality. If anything, what makes these glasses seem scarier from a privacy POV is that they're harder to be discrete with than a phone because they're on your face (regardless of the LED)... Which ironically makes them more privacy friendly.
Don't get me wrong, nobody should buy this crap, and it is not privacy friendly at all. Every single sensor/camera on that shit will be uploading data straight into Mark Zuckerberg's veins 24/7. You are stupid if you buy one, simple as that.
But this type of fear mongering is also stupid, and nothing more than click bait. If you want to raise the privacy alarm, focus on the important part: Meta.
Someone had these at a poker game I was at recently. His defense when I told him to take them off was the light isn't on, so it's not recording. I told him I don't care. Anything with tech can be manipulated. For all I know, you have it reading other players hole cards, calculating odds, etc.
Wouldn’t a 5¢ sticker work?
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