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[–] 46 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Twilight was the most "theater kids being theater kids" movie ever. The entire movie was people over acting as if that's what makes you a vampire. I kept waiting for Jon Lovitz to walk by yelling "ACTING!!!"

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    There's a parody called taintlight and they parody the overacting by overacting EVEN HARDER and it's the funniest fucking thing. The production value is exactly in the realm of "high school project" but that somehow makes it better.

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  • [–] 81 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    I mean... That's kinda what movies are...

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I saw a comment once that hollywood actors are all just the same "weird theater kids" from High School.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    "I'm going to make it in hollywood, i was so good in my high-school production of "Oklahoma" there's no way I'm not going to make it."

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    LoL, I mean its one of those one way connections. Like all Hollywood actors are weird theater kids but not all weird theater kids are Hollywood actors.

    And its not all, but its probably more "most". But for the most part, some random, jock football player isn't turning into the next big time Hollywood actor, its the kid who did an overzealous Oklahoma production.

    Actually probably not that kid either, they probably went on to broadway. Hollywood will be the one who did "a good job" as the reocuring background character.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    ... and 'politics is Hollywood for ugly people'.

    I feel like Trump is the actual best possible example of that, along with the considerable set of shitass right wing commentators who are failed creatives/entertainers of some kind.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Here, The Matrix now takes place in either Mexico or a late 2000's / early 2010's shooter game:

    ... or the original release version of Deus Ex Human Revolution.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Interesting!

    I did know that the first 3 at least, a kind of green filter/color grading was intentionally used on/for scenes that take place in the matrix, whereas a kind of blue filter/color grading was used for scenes in 'the real'.

    But... yeah I'm going off of the old, like, original DVD releases... and apparently that is actually slightly wrong from the actual movies, and then apparently they regraded the movies again for bluray, and apparently they fucked it up even worse.

    Awesome.

    EDIT

    Ok, I've watched the whole video now...

    Its worse. Its so much worse.

    I think I'm going to take the blue pill and believe whatever I want to believe, regarding the greeness. Ugh.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    Twilight making me uncomfortable with or without tint!

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    The funny thing is that they obviously didn't have blue tint on the day, so this picture is probably exactly what it looked like while they were doing it.

    No music, no sound effects, no graphics. Behind the scenes footage is so awkward it's amazing any movie gets made, and I love it.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I have a problem when watching a show or movie, and I'm a little bit stoned, that I start thinking about how it was filmed, the camera angles, and the actors in the scene. It really takes me out of the moment

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I watch a lot of Corridor Crew videos with my kids and now they just call out bad CGI all the time and they complain everytime they see AI slop out in the city. I'm glad they have critical eyes now, but I feel like I ruined the joy of simply enjoying movies for them.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I'm like that when I'm not stoned, which is probably why as a 50 year old man I mostly watch romcoms and animation. With romcoms the set and lighting is straight forward so it doesn't distract me, unless they are outside in the "tropics" then all the wrong plants and animals bother me.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    There's a scene towards the end of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring at the River Anduin where they're fighting off the orc/ Urakhai raiding party. As the camera jumps from one bit of action to the next, there's a short (maybe 2 second) shot where an orc gets his face bashed into a rock.

    I just imagine the orc actor, halfway hunched over the rock, with another actor holding the back of his head, waiting for Peter Jackson to yell "action!" Just to smack his head against a rock. And for them to look over the footage, and say "no, I don't really like the angle we got here. And your facial expression isn't really what I'm going for. Alright everyone, let's run "face into rock" one more time and take lunch"

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Anyone have the original for comparison?

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  • [–] [S] 58 points 5 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    I've never seen this, but was one side playing baseball or some complex "umpire" joke.

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  • [–] [S] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Yeah, they were playing vampire baseball in a thunderstorm.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I've learned more and am more confused. But please don't explain further.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The movie is worth watching just so you can laugh at how bad it is.

    Robert Pattinson actually turned out to be a fantastic actor.

    I struggle with his Batman portrayal cuz he isn’t Michael Keaton, but he was AMAZING in the king

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I mean, yes, it's even more ridiculous. But that entire baseball scene was cringe as hell even in the theatre.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Super massive black hole

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I mean, yeah. The director told them to suck.

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  • [+] -6 points 5 months ago (1 child)