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[–] 173 points 4 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 41 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    Look at Mr big shot with his box, just use 2 milk crates you stole from the shops.

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Ooh look at Mr Moneybags with his two crates. Us poors are over here with our plebian cardboard we pulled from a dumpster while you're living it up with your latticed plastic.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Oooh, look at Mr Fancy over here, i just sat on the floor to fix the problem

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Oooh lookie here at Mr "I have a floor because I don't live in a hole". Must be nice with all that foundation to flaunt.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago*

    Too much echo, too. Throw some shit on the walls. Shit you enjoy looking at. Then less echo.

    Quick edit: TV speakers, egregious sin from me. If this person is always using headphones, ignore, but that’s so not common and the couch suggests guests. 50USD beginner Logitech or Pebble 2.1 PC Speaker+sub set and a 3.5mm-to-RCA adapter (if the TV doesn’t have a headphone jack) and you’re golden. Shoot, a set of pebbles without the sub would be 100x better than the TV speakers and that’s like 20-30 moneys… but do yourself a favor and at least get a lil sub. Even the ultra shy lil pebble sub makes a pretty big difference.

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  • [–] 69 points 4 months ago* (5 children)
  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    The TV should be a bit higher so it's easier to view while laying back in the seat. Go find a construction site and snag yourself an empty cable spool to use as a table.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I was going to say the box that the TV came in but whatever works

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No, absolutely not. This is horrible beyond measures. Who made this? Satan?

    The TV surely needs some refrigerator-box it could stand on, it's way too low. Barbarians...

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago

    Only problem is that the TV is too low, needs to be on a cardboard box

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  • [–] 51 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    No game console of course, that’s what’s wrong.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I was going to say “no gaming pc” but let’s not get picky.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    No, let's get picky! This looks like someone who wouldn't even be running Linux on the gaming PC they don't have!

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    The beers are getting warm

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    There are 7 cans on the floor, not counting the open one. A .5l can of beer warms by 10..15 degrees in about half an hour. If the tempo is set to 15 minutes a can, by the middle of the stack you'll get 3..4 cans of piss warm beer.

    So realistically to get all of them chill, you need to do at the pace of 5..7 minutes a can. Can be done of you're into turning your evening into a sporting event.

    The TV is ugly low, that's right.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    What if they have underfloor cooling/heating? Maybe it is cranked down and keeping the beer mildly cool

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Underfloor cooling is really rare (basically never used) because if you cool the floor to near/below the dew point, you'll get water condensing on it.

    Normally you want that water condensing somewhere with a good drain, so you get dehumidification too.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    Anyone can see that the tv needs a milk carton under it

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    The TV is too low

    Other than that, go nuts lol

    EDIT: Oh, damn! We all said the same thing about the TV. Like Jerry Smith in the Jerry Daycare episode. I am become dad, destroyer of factory settings lol

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    My lesbian mom lived like that for years after her separation

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    What's with the fancy-pants la-de-dah white cushion? Is the chairs own cushioning not good enough?

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    There's a console missing.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I bought into the lifestyle creep at some point, and became convinced that my house had to be filled with house things. Let me tell you, it's no more cozier than what's pictured in the meme.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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    TV too high

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Flip everything towards the fireplace and put the tv on the mantle then BOOM!...redecorated.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    It's the simple things in life.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Order a TV wall mount you savage.

    Then put the TV on top of it. Raises it up about 4 inches. Perfect.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    For now, that mantle would be a better place for that tv, assuming it can be safely placed there.

    Otherwise, a box or lawn chair would be a good base for the TV.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Drink beers to construct tv stand over time. It’s motivation, sense of accomplishment, and being goal oriented.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    They see financial responsibility and decry it as poor taste. Even the beer looks cheap, this is what a responsible man looks like.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    makes cleaning so easy....lol, we don't clean

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I would get some kind of stand or table for the TV. But otherwise... I don't see an issue.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Needs a cooler for the beer.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Theres an xbox missing!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ew. Using the built-in "smart TV" stuff.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Nightmare. I found some Lenovo Tiny machines for 50 moneys each and now they’re on every screen in the house. Infinite access to everything on every screen with no ads anywhere is just incredible.

    I’m eagerly awaiting the release of the framework touchpad keyboard so I can replace all many k400s, though. Please come to me, good touchpad keyboard…

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Men be like hurr hurr hurr

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Needs speakers.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    God I know Right? WTF is up with the 2 gang light switch over by the fireplace? gonna walk across the dark room to turn a light on? The one for the electric fireplade is fine

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    What keywords would I look up if I wanted furniture like that

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    Wooow, a real couch?

    Someone got fancy.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I guess you need a foldable table if you're going to work at home.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Creatures of the now

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Where mini fridge or ice chest for drinks

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Look at that floor!

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