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[+] 426 points 5 months ago (13 children)
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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    This is definitely a joke. Taking something to an absurd extreme is a valid source of humor and I feel like this does a solid job of parody. Nice little references thrown in, too.

    At the same time, Poe's Law: "Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views."

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  • [–] 219 points 5 months ago* (9 children)

    Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

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  • [–] 73 points 5 months ago

    Surprised to see Epstein's ghost in the corner. Bold move

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  • [–] 60 points 5 months ago

    If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he'd absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I'm only 90% sure this is fake.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago

    Is this a shitpost or real?

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn't look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

    Deff could see this being real soon.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (12 children)

    I actually think it's a pretty big miss that we didn't have a $250 bill planned for the country's 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

    Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

    Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

    John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that'd be something to see.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (6 children)

    FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

    Also let's get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    We need a POC on a bill, but Teddy is pretty cool too. My third favorite Republican.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    True. I'd propose WEB DuBois, but he'd probably be insulted. Nat Turner would be the most based option, you could include a line like "the struggle for freedom is the birthright of all mankind" next to his face. Though that would work with Tubman as well. Tubman is the obvious choice of course and I do hope she wins, but it's good to also think of others who deserve to be considered.

    Actually the perfect never going to happen would be Lucy Parsons

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    We used to have much much larger bills

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    They were yuge! Yoomungus! These guys would come up to me with tears in their eyes (these were strong, burly MEN) and they would say "these bills are too big Mr. President! Look at the size of them! We need bigger pockets mr. President! Please help us!!"

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    I’m surprised it’s not a $500 bill so he could say he’s just like Mr. Monopoly.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago

    wheter this is real or not, i still find it hilarious that the word "president" is all caps, and not the word "your"

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    This is obviously fake. Everyone knows trump's middle name is Jerkinit.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That's a fuckign ugly picture jesus christ

    I mean, the guy isn't a parangon of beauty for sure, but you can't tell me there isn't a better picture of him out there.

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    We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    The pedo bill.

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    New idiom just dropped: "More crooked than a $250 bill"

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Inventing new bills because you can't control inflation

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    ALADEEN the ALADEEN

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    There's this bridge I'm not using much lately. I'm throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Connective real estate. Think about it. It's just there waiting for an innovator like you to swoop in and own it. Jump on this opportunity right now! Someone more innovative might pounce before you do!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    as if the dollar isn't falling fast enough

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    he'd never thank anyone. looks like casino money so almost likely. probably better than w/e really happens

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Octagon is Greek.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    It should have said two hundred fiddy

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    This is fake.

    He's gonna be on the $3 bill.

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