Why do you need to rev it early in the morning for 5 minutes waking up the neighborhood?

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[–] 34 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Carbureted or not, it certainly helps if either the manufacturer or the owner doesn't put on a super loud exhaust, I own a bike with a relatively quiet exhaust to the point I've gotten multiple offers from family and relatives to have it swapped to a louder exhaust, and they don't understand when I tell them I absolutely despise that shit

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    My dad has been riding most of his life, and I have most of mine. Both of us have noticed that the "loud pipes save lives" slogan is a farce. If a driver is tuning out they will not notice your exhaust. If a driver is on their phone it won't make a difference.

    The trick is to ride defensively and wear a helmet. There's a reason neither me nor my dad got into a serious accident get, its because we believe every car is out to get us, not that "if I'm loud and obnoxious they'll notice me"

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    Because they're selfish, thoughtless arseholes.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    Emotional support vehicle.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago

    They are stupid and they think that if they like the noise everyone else likes it

    or

    They are stupid and they think no one else can hear it.

    To sum up: they are stupid.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    Being from the home state of Harley Davidson, more sympathetic I could not be. I hate it lol. They have giant rallies here all the time, back some years ago there was some big anniversary and the whole city was literally filled with them. It was kinda cool but loud as hell. I had a lot of thoughts about how the thought of freedom became intertwined with the freedom of mobility and for a while the motorcycle was sold as the ultimate symbol of freedom in stuff like Easy Rider, it went from hippies into bikers and addicted a generation to leather and gasoline. They did a hell of a job with it.

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Electric cars and trucks will reduce a lot of noise pollution, but electric motorcycles will take us from quieter to eerily quiet… Can’t happen soon enough.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    They're assholes.

    Been riding in a European city with a bike that can go from 2k to 12k rpm. Of course in resident areas I kept it so low to be indistinguishable from the cars around me.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I seem to remember South Park having a word for inconsiderate people like this, but I can't remember what it was...

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    some men think being masculine comes from loud pipes, but i’m of the opinion that real masculinity is being able to hear 😎

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    It’s tuned poorly and doesn’t run right until it heats up.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    It’s not about running right or wrong. Engines run differently at different temps. Idling after start isn’t necessary if you get on and ride immediately though. But I did have to choke mine a bit for the first few minutes.

    Got rid of it though. It was stupid noisy and I hated myself on it until I could get out of the city.

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  • [–] 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Its not their fault. They were just born with excessively small genitals.

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I dated a person with a micropenis and she did not behave like that.

    Maybe it's a man thing?

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I know too many cisgenderd AFABs that do it to think it's just a man thing.

    I also know a couple guys with small ones and they also for the most part aren't like that either, so it's definitely not size.

    Proposed consensus: maybe they're just assholes?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Attention seeking behavior. They have an internal desire to be noticed all the time.

    Most aren’t trying to be assholes, just noticed.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Carbureted bikes may need a little time to warm up in order to hold idle without dying. A clean and tune should fix that, but that's effort the owner may not be in a position to make for whatever reason.

    However, all you need to do is hold the throttle at, say, 1500 RPM instead of 1000. Enough to not die. Adding a cheap throttle lock makes it so you don't even have to stand there while it warms up.

    There is zero reason to rev a bike in neutral, at any time, besides dick swinging.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Im so glad my new bike has fuel injection. I can ride immediately after start. Hated carb bikes, their chokes and all that gunk that accumulates in there.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Oh I love me some carburetors, but yeah, FI on a daily driver is wonderful.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    Butters: "Wow! So what do you call someone who's thinking about possibly buying a Harley?" Stan: "Oh, they're bike-curious."

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    WHISTLE TIPS GO "WHOOWHOOOOO!"

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago

    Once I was home in the afternoon, with my months-old baby finally napping after god knows how long nursing her (very difficult to fall asleep between chronic stomach ache attacks, choppy nights, really miserable at that time).

    I hear a motorbike in the street, revving up the engine. I step outside, go to the (young) guy and tell him that my baby is trying to nap. The fucker says nothing, looks me in the eye and takes off at maximum speed/noise.

    Not that I really wished it at the moment, but statistically, the bastard is dead by now. Or maybe he has kids of his own and he's doing good, being nice to people - who knows?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    South Park has a perfect answer for you.....

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Need to maximise that fuel to momentum inefficiencies.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    I am looking to get into motorcycles and know nothing about them. I want a work horse to travel through the south american continent. I was under the impression that Harley was considered great for that purpose, I guess their propaganda worked on me. Can someone enlighten me on models or places to learn what I want?

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I've never known anyone who said Harley's were good for anything besides"style"

    ... This includes several people who owned Harley's.

    Never had one myself so I can't speak from personal experience.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Harley is a few years away from broke. Dealers are closing everywhere. They catered to one demographic and it's dying fast.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Yeah, unfortunately they lived by the boomers with extra cash, and they'll die with those same boomers. I don't remember the last time I've seen someone under 55-60 on a Harely. Maybe the occasional kid whose dad bought him one?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I say this as a former Harley owner. Anything but a Harley. Id you want to ride through South America I would look at some of Japanese bike. Honda makes a good adventure bike. Ewan McGregor a long tour rider and he uses a BMW. If you can afford one of those then that is what I would get.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Ewan McGregor was followed by the team of BMW mechanics for one film, he used other brands in other films. Japanese bikes are reliable and fixable. BMWs are neither.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    I use to ride with a guy that was a BMW lover. He has 2 r75s and one other. The r75 he rode the most had like almost 200k miles on it. It ran like a top. I have never owned one but know several people who do and they love them. However, you are correct Japanese bike are world wide and easy to get parts for when they break which would be the biggest consideration if I was going a bike tour. I have looked at getting an adventure bike but I find the standover height to be too high.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    Personally I'd recommend a Honda. They are cheap and durable. The most important thing is to learn to ride defensively and wear a helmet. If you take the time to understand positioning, other driver behavior, and how to handle hazards you'll do great

    As for all-rounders, they aren't the sexiest bikes but any upright dual-sport or adventure type are going to be the most fun and most versatile. Sport bikes are quick, cruisers are sexy and comfy, but damn did I love ripping around on a XT250.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    How else are they supposed to let everyone else know they're riding a motorcycle?

    Have you ever noticed when walking on the sidewalk that motorcyclists always make eye contact? They need to be sure people are observing them.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago

    An arroyo runs through my neighborhood (dry river bed). The kids ride their dirt bikes through it. I noticed a couple of years ago a few kids had electric versions. They're very quiet, and the kids have just as much fun, it seems. I was happy to see that.

    We still have the small-dicks who rev their cars, trucks, and bikes on their way to work every morning, though. Probably the same fools who set off near-professional grade fireworks every night for several days around the 4th of July. It used to be only on the 4th, but now it spreads across a week, plus New Years, and Veterans Day and Memorial Day.

    Can't wait for genetic modification that gives every male the same size dick.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Depending on the bike, you may need to rev it a bit to warm it up and keep from stalling.

    My monster Harley is loud as hell, which is why I bought the Suzuki. Harley is for long trips, and the Suzuki, which is far quieter than the neighbors kids, is for riding to work or the corner store.

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I can’t sleep without my windows being closed anymore. Traffic is so bad, and there’s far too many people cursed with small genitalia.

    As for idling it, it’s because they don’t believe in computers making their engine run correctly.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Probably to make people run to the internet and complain.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Think of all the lives they've saved with those loud pipes.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    My friend rides and he had to mod his to have option to quiet it down when he goes back home to his apt building.

    However, I do understand why he needs it loud everywhere else. Cars as is may not see him and the loudness helps... However, I wouldn't trust other drivers still.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (4 children)

    EV motorcycles exist. Zero reason to ride a gas one in a neighborhood.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure in Australia they might be too powerful for learners

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  • [+] -8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (6 children)

    Loudness is your “size” on a bike. If people don’t hear you, they damn sure don’t see you. I’m sure it’s annoying, but no more annoying than being run over.

    Edit: I learned this is probably a lie.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That has absolutely no relation to the question. The question is about when the bike is first started, and still parked, the owner lets it sit there idling loud as fuck, and often revs it up multiple times, for several minutes.

    The real answer is that generally speaking these are bikes meant for performance and speed, so they need to warm up before they drive well. The people using them to commute to and from work in and out of the be suburbs are the same people who drive gigantic ass Fuck You pickup trucks to their office job and need special parking because it doesn't fit in the regular employee lot/garage.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That makes sense on freeways/ large roads, but I even hear it in parking lots, or when they're idiling. If a bicycle can safely ride there, then a motorcycle doesn't need to rev.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Wait. There seems to be no correlation between loudness motorcycles and safety according to, like, every car site. I think I’ve just been told that so often that I believed it. Seemed like it made sense, but doesn’t show that it helps. This is what I am referring to If that’s the case fuck em. Loud assholes.

    I feel jilted.

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