Biblically accurate Eeyore

that child is 35yo

I had to do this in kindergarten. I chose to combine a frog and a duck and then loudly proclaimed what I would be calling my creation to the rest of the class. And that's the story of how I learned that fuck was a bad word.

"Baby, prepare yourself, you're about to get Elephucked."

"Ooh, you dirty, dirty man."

That's just an avatar animal.

r/theyknew

This is not the kind of assignment one gets in a biology class.

I'd go for extra credit and cross a mule with a liger.

Looks like an eledog to me 🤷

NGL the face on that elephuck is top notch.

That's easy, you just need a female duck and a male...

Eletypus.

Elepus

(Platypus)

It really is more of an elephank.

Brilliant. That kid is a visionary. I think this is a Photoshoped pic. In fact I think it's the same thing, down to the pose. I hope the same kid grew up and made it.