Scotland

Irn.

I fucking love irn bru

I once had to show my ID when I was buying non alcoholic beer. Even the cashier was surprised and quietly complaines to herself: "Even [brand] now requires an ID..." But it didn't happen ever again even in the same store, so it was likely a system error.

Citrus is dangerous stuff.

Can't drink the stuff since they changed the recipe to evade the sugar tax in the UK. Still can't believe they messed with it. Worst thing to happen to Scotland since Thatcher 🤣

We had to sign for a DVD once. It was a foreign documentary about a car rebuild. But as it did not have any local age rating, it is automatically considered 18+.

Irn Bru is fantastic. Gather it at all costs.

Fun fact: it outsold Coca Cola for a few years in its native Scotland. Unfortunately changes to the sugar tax in the UK, and the changes both companies made to their products as a result, mean that Coke does now outsell it.

Girders

Made in Scotland from girders.

...and enough additives to trigger your adhd symptoms even if you don't have any. But no worse than any "energy" drink, I'd guess.

Deranged amazon order

I love this irn bru advert

https://youtu.be/4yZOab5gl-4

Triple the explosive efficacy when mixed with pop rocks /s

Should you like or not have access to Irn Bru, try Big Red. Similar (not same) tastes. Both good.

Not sugar.

It's a Scottish Aperol spritz.