Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.

Oh yeah!

Before I had septum surgery and I'd get constant congestion I thought that jerking off actually helped me to breath better. Honestly I actually thought it was placebo, nut apparently not!

It's amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because "might be mating!"

There's this old Finnish saying: "Nuha lähtee nussimalla" which translates roughly to "Fucking gets rid of flu". Guess there's some truth to that, then.

i can get my vibrator covered by insurance to cure migraines.

You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don't ask me how I know

My gosh. Imagine how fucking congested I would be.

Wank your way to wellness.

Reminds me of my ex that would regularly need me to assist her with her stuffy nose as she had already discovered this effect. Do I ever miss that dusty apartment.

Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes

So other forms of orgasm offer no such relief?

Why not write orgasm relieves sinus congestion? Do we need to codify how orgasm arrives? What about a stampede of angry zebras? That usually does the trick for me

Gives a whole new meaning to "unclogging those pipes"

(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
"Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?"
"Oh. God. Honey...please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I've had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven't been getting enough air all day."
"I have good news for you, and great news for me."

Too bad it doesn't work to stop my partner from snoring

-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn't have come into work!

-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I'll be ready for that sales call!

Had a sinus congestion, rubbed one out, gone. Shit works.

I thought everybody knew this...

though it has a 50% chance of increasing your sinus pressure and make it feel like the only way to release the pressure is by scooping your brains out of your eye socket with a spoon.

Hold up… is there a way to orgasm that doesn’t require sex or masturbation in some form?

Oh hello Mr Police Officer, I know this is a bus but I was really congested.

There was also that study that said people live longer when they nut.

LPT: using a small vibrator on your sinuses can also help. It loosens the mucus up like shaking ketchup in a bottle.

Tmi, but as I've gotten older, I do it more for the neck/back/leg/arm cracks and pops it can enable. Such relief. But my body is probably just broken.

A little allergy season tip!

I might not be an expert on anatomy but something tells me you're doing it wrong.

Orgasm can help a migraine too, or occasionally cause one. In unscientific terms I think of it as all the blood going to the other end of my body. Sinus drugs and migraine rescue drugs are vasoconstrictors, so it makes sense.

Sex can also be a release of stress though, and sadly, relaxing after stress is a migraine trigger.

Bullshit. If this was true, I'd have the clearest sinuses in the world.

I must be doing it wrong.