I hope various groups and organizations are organizing an alternative event, with all the best artists and food and speakers, and blackjack and hookers. And millions of people attend or tune into that. It would be hilarious to see it completely eclipse this disaster that Trump is pushing.

“We don’t want singers with no talent, but big fees to put you to sleep — we’ve told them all to stay home,” Trump crowed.

Then why did you hire them in the first place xD For fuck sake, you're such a sore loser. People don't want to be affiliated with you because you're a crooked fascist pedo and you attack them on their looks, intelligence and or skills. Such toddler behavior. "mommyyyyy! Timmy doesn't want to come to my party! Hey Timmy, you're stupid and I'm going to tell everyone how stupid you are! And I'm going to have a party all by myself instead. It's going to be the best party in the entire world." Sure Donny, go play with your toys.

He is promising... “a Rally to end all Rallies!”

Can we hold him to that?

Gotta have all the military bands there cause they can't back out

Isn't there a law expressly prohibiting the use of federal funds for partisan activity?

hope they have simultaneous heart attacks on stage

lol, what a loser

Is he going to order the military to attend so the venue doesn't look empty? Or will it be public money spent on seat-fillers?

Kid rock was booked solid, huh?

We don’t want singers with no talent

Oh damn

Hey US, is everybody embarrassed?

I hope everyone is really fucking embarrassed!

(Shout out to OG Blade movie)

"We don’t want singers with no talent".

TIL that according to the highest official representatives of the United States, there is not a single talented musician in the United States.

It's a shame, and it would have been a good concert. The blame lies on the untalented musicians who have no talent, if they had talent there would have been a concert with talented musicians.

But fortunately for all American patriots, the president with the highest scores on a cognitive test will deliver a consistent speech full of patriotic, Christian and capitalist values ​​for several hours.

You'd have to be a total idiot at this point to attend such a thing.

I hope we can get everyone's name that attends this. Kind of like finding out someone that was at the J6 terrorist event.

Fun fact about Lee Greenwood: he recorded an alternative version of his biggest hit, "God Bless the USA" where he just swapped out all the references. It's called "God Bless You, Canada". Dude is such a hack.

Queue obligatory link. https://youtu.be/P6grAoS-muM

I wouldn't want my nation's celebration to be associated with this piece of orange shit anyways.

He means Lee Can't-get-arrested?

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

who that

Get ready for the bestest stuff ever, on par with:

...and I'm proudly octogenarian...

Half milestones are kinda tacky anyways, but I suppose that fits. 250 who cares. I'm sure a lot of people would rather not celebrate most of those years anyways.

Because no one could possibly protest against raw patriotism!!*

• in fascist form.

The playbook hasn't changed. But now they're showing their work and still missing the point.