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[–] 88 points 5 months ago (7 children)
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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    uhhhhh I can try

    ☝️✋👋👊✌️👉👌👍

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  • [–] 48 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

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  • [–] 88 points 5 months ago (15 children)

    Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. “This cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the window”

    I honestly don’t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when it’s not what I’m trying to do at the time.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I have thoroughly confused many algorithms over the years. They still don't understand. Hell, sometimes, even I don't understand. I'm constantly finding new surprises. Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I'm not I swear

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

    I think you a word or two.

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    I still don't understand what you meant to say.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

    I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

    Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

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  • [–] 40 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    What an extremely specific kink

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    Having nobody that gives a shit enough to snoop my phone or computer, I ain't shy and don't need incognito mode. Give me the gay furry fox boy pouring gallons of horse man jizz out of his asshole that's drooping like the sleeve of a wizard.

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

    Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    brave is just chrome, use librewolf

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    [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    That's a red state search, for sure

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Many such cases!

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Well that escalated quickly!

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)

    Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn't.)

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    This ain’t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    This is why they took Sora offline.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I'm not kink shaming, but......what?

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    MANY SUCH CASES

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    I just use a different browser specifically for porn.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    "ASMR" makes it only return the wholesome pages.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    POV ASMR.... Let that sink in for a moment.

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    Pfft, that's just S2E6 of Red Dwarf. How tame.

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