Bro has no bad pictures

Too bad they put such a nice chap on the front page, now we can’t use that rag for TP anymore…

The fuck is Israel parade? Jewish pride, sure; but Israel? That's weird.

My guy Zo

Staten Island should just go be part of New Jersey.

can't wait for the intro of the NYC - specific The West Wing reboot.

"Monyc in a bicycle accident. Come to the office" - I guess it's a text this time since pagers are a bit antiquated

he sent a guy in his place to the shitrael parade no ?

Zohran for my son-in-law.

Absolutely nobody is anywhere near as good at selling Mamdani as the people that hate him the most. I love it.

Even if I put my head into a rabid MAGA, I don't see any insults. The right wing is really grasping for straws.

He's not a traitor, or a pedophile, or even corrupt. He's not even incompetent! How could ANYONE vote for this guy?

They will do anything to make him seem like a creep, but he isn’t. He’s just like a normal guy. And a pretty good looking one of that.

Edit: the sexiest, hottest thing about this guy is that his perfectly normal (and he IS very sexy and hot). What does that say about our society? What does that say about us?

.#NormalPorn

There is no reality in which NYPost turns down a chance to hate both cyclists and Muslims at the same time. Those are like their two favorite things to do.

How do you try to smear someone but end up making them look so awesome?

You dare ignore a terrorist state rally to go cycling downtown?

You're literally gay woke Hitler.

• Half of DNC and All Of GOP (probably)

Just a sweet picture of a, so far, beloved man, smiling on a bike ride.

New York Post: CYCLE OF HATE

Amazingly tone deaf. Absolute failure of an attempt to smear.

Caliper brakes? I'll bet that thing didn't even cost ten grand -- embarrassment to cycling.

I've been laughing at this for like 5 mins

NYP headlines will aleays be funny but stop calling them a newspaper. It's a tabloid lol.

Somebody tricked the NYP into running a pro-mamdani cover. If I ever meet the tipster I'll buy them a beer.

Would totally skip zionist parade for a nice bike ride.

I don’t want to be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is
Bicycle (yeah) bicycle (eh) bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle (c’mon) bicycle

must be a slow news day if the headline is the mayor riding a bike

So...because he didn't go to a parade, he hates them? Damn...I didn't go because I don't live in New York...I was out of town....and I am now, by NYT Standards, a hater...wow....

This is like the hot dog on a skateboard with a guy saying "This sucks actually".

CYCLE

OF

HATE!

They should go in business for editing metal bands their lyric videos. They’d be naturals at it.

He hates genocide?

It is impossible to take an unflattering picture of the guy. I don't like idolizing politicians, but it's hard not to

It is the New York post, it has never not been a fucking right-wing rag.

Did they say it was a “Mao-style bicycle” like the (old British-made) one Jeremy Corbyn was photographed on?

Legitimately a clever headline

As much as I like Mamdani, that is a pretty poor posture for riding a bike.
You gotta use the balls of your feet! It's much more effiecient and comfortable

"Zo" is still Alonzo Mourning to me...

Is this real?

Hmmm.