I can’t do this timeline.

What do you think he was talking about with his doctor that made them bring up a drug that brings people back from the dead?

The president went on to address how such medications get tested, adding, “And some [drugs] don’t work. You learn very fast. It’s called the ultimate test, I think, right? They test all these things. They use animals all over the place, they use everything to test because a person’s going to die.”

How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think "yep, this is the guy who should be president!"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

So Trump flatlined and they brought him back? Big mistake if so.

After all that has happened I would only be slightly surprised if the Trump regime starts a zombie apocalypse.

The turnip saw someone wake up from anesthesia...

This is 100% because scientists from Cuba (and Argentina) have just revealed a potential cure for some kinds of lung cancer

Not the flex he thinks it is

yeah you know what with the way things have been going at this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the Umbrella Corporation actually existed an the T-Virus was a real thing. I'm just waiting for them to announce a couple dudes named Spencer and Wesker being named to some position in the administration.

next he is gonna say they had chatgpt discover it.

seriously though he is probably using a very loose definition of death like "heart stopped 1ms ago" under which umbrella we already have shots like adrenaline.

The possible of death are many.

A single drug could never avert all possible causes.

He and his followers believe in magic.

He watched Pulp Fiction. That's it.

That's the whole story.

It's a trap! It gives dead people autism.

It's like his dementia and fear are reaching out directly to the voters.

You now what I don't believe you Krasnov. Prove it yourself.

Oh boy, can he die and show us how it works?

Zombie apocalypse is upon us, yay!

he means the ones hes taking now, cocaine and adderall.

We are so blessed to be living in a time where the president of the United States says these things. Lmfo. :)

He's going to do a Jesus?

I doubt that Trump is brave enough to demonstrate it though

I was sort of wondering if maybe he was saying it with hyperbole. Like the drug is very effective and people who you thought weren't going to recover from a terrible condition do with this drug. But no, he's literally saying that they're dead and have been dead for a while by the sounds of it and then someone injects the corpse with this and then they're alive again.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that that is the most transparent lie he's come up with so far, and he's had some doozies. I also think we should test it on him.

We're posting tabloids now?

Test it on yourself Donald, on camera, for all to see.

He always tells on himself. So they are keeping him going with a drug cocktail. We assumed as much.

We shall call it: Reanimator