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[–] 165 points 1 year ago (10 children)

I am whelmed by this exchange

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  • [–] 69 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This whole exchange is tressing.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    whelm /wĕlm, hwĕlm/
    transitive verb

    1. To cover with water; submerge.
    2. To overwhelm.
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Technically correct (still the best kind of correct). However, the meaning has changed a but due to the word's falling into disuse. Colloquially, it is now used as a mid-point between overwhelmed and underwhelmed, describing a situation as a mundane experience. Not disappointing, too stimulating, or even satisfying; just neutral ("Tell my wife I said 'Hello'").

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    Who says you can't hear tone in text?

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago

    In what was almost certainly a precedented move, Brian was wrong.

    And so is my spell-checker.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Brian represents that group of people that just say, “No it’s not!”, with authority. I forgot what they call themselves.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The call themselves right. But not in the sense that they're aligned with that political ideology. They just think they're the only correct ones and everyone... else... is... (...wait a second...).

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Not coincidental, they both stem from the directional description "right".

    In Old English riht meant both straight and not left. That's why "go right ahead" and "go straight ahead" are synonymous even tho that sense has been largely lost.

    "Right" then got the sense of proper/correct, likely because right-handedness is more common and thus the right hand was associated with being the "correct" hand. This is why you are "dextrous", from Latin dexter meaning directionally right.

    The political "right" as in conservative also comes from the direction right because in the French National Assembly after the 1789 revolution, the conservatives sat on the right while the progressives were seated on the left.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Is he arguing with fhe dictionary?!!wtf

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    My opinion is that once someone invents a word, it exists forever, even if it's later marked as obsolete/archaic.

    Conversely, just because the dictionary doesn't have a word, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I can say all manner of things like bork and twiddledee, but I don't think I can get marblegargler to stick.

    Unless a meme picks it up or is in at least the urban dictionary, it doesn't count.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (41 children)

    I'm too dumb to get this one...why is this funny?

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  • [–] [S] 133 points 1 year ago (22 children)

    Merriam-Webster is literally the dictionary, and Brian is trying to correct them on what is and is not a word.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    Yes that part I get, but I don't get the reply from the Merriam Webster account and why that is funny

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  • [–] 108 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    Because they’re being like “bro please, come on“

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  • [+] -45 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    Huh...what they actually write in the response in no way suggests that to me, it's just completely nonsensical like they started typing the response but accidentally hit send too soon and just didn't bother fixing it.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    Mom: Ok, let's get in the car, time to go.

    Child named Brian: But there is no car.

    Mom: Brian!

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  • [+] -42 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    You've excellently demonstrated how different contexts makes different things work...you scenario has no similarities to the image

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    You can't act like a precise robot that is always right and also beep your red sirens when other people are seeing humor that you don't see. If you're being a robot then chances are you are wrong about the jokes.

    In this case the juxtaposition of the natural in-person way of speaking and the unnatural asynchronous text chat if twitter is the source of the humor. When you say that the two scenarios are not similar, that is part of the engine that drives the joke and makes it funny. It's as if you see shutting everyone down for misunderstanding that it was not a sports bar but in fact a metal pipe that the two men walked into when the one man ducked.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    I am merely intending to show how 'just saying someone's name' can be taken as a reprimand/mild reproach. Which is what is happening in the original image.

    At this point so many people have explained this that I feel you might be willfully ignorant. Cut it out.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Dude's arguing with the dictionary.

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  • [+] -13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Like I already wrote in a different reply, that part I get, it's the Merriam Webster response that doesn't make sense to me.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I feel bad you're getting down voted, because I was thinking the same thing. If the reply was just "Brian." I suppose it would have made more sense to me. But since they tagged his full name first, it was throwing me off.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Because Merriam Webster creates and produces the dictionary of the English language. They're literally the one who decides if a word is official. Their retort is succinct.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Nope. They document what words are in common use. English is a "form follows usage" kind of language, where popularity of a word makes it correct. That's why "literally" can mean its own antonym and influencers get to make up new meanings for Fetch and Mid.

    Less architectural, more suicide note.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Partly right, but they don't decide if a word is "official" (whatever that's supposed to mean). For a word to be a so-called "real" word it only has to be in common use among some group, dictionaries simply document words that have been in common use. Merriam-Webster is an authoritative record of words in use specifically in US English (with some records for other English variants and dialects, I think? ) but they are not a prescriptivist organisation. A word which appears in their dictionary is almost certainly a word that is or was in use in US English but a word that doesn't appear might also be a real word, particularly if it's a relatively new word or meaning.

    So with that in mind, arguing that a word is real when it doesn't appear in the dictionary can be valid in some cases, but arguing that a word isn't real when it does appear in a dictionary (like Brian did) is generally not smart.

    tl;dr, a dictionary, not the dictionary; not all English; "official" doesn't make sense here; in some (but not this) cases disagreeing is valid.

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  • [+] -16 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    How is just tagging him by name, and repeating his first name succinct? I don't get any sort of meaning from that response, it reads like a mistyped response.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Just imagine your mom saying your full name with an audible full stop, right after you said/did something a bit dumb

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  • [+] -9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    But it wasn't just saying his first name. It was "First Last First"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oooh, I wonder if that's part of what's confusing the other guy. At this point I just completely filter out the tag when I'm reading a post like this, since very few people intend to incorporate it into the comment.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    whoever runs their social media types pure fire.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm more of a Wictionary guy, myself.

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  • [+] -19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    people don't understand how lexicons work. imagine thinking the dictionary gets to decide what is and isn't a word... go blork yourselves

    edit: just so we're clear, im not saying brian is right, i'm saying this shit isnt fucking funny, because its humor relies on the dictionary being an authority. it's just someone saying "brian" and its funny because they're webster? who the fuck cares, let brian be a tweaker. wasted a minute of my life by posting this and now 7 minutes with these dumbass replies

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If you lean towards descriptivism, it would be extremely strange to tell another group that their word with citable usage isn't real.

    If you lean towards prescriptivism, then Merriam-Webster is literally the dictionary.

    Brian doesn't have a leg to stand on for either side.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Except precedented is definitely a word that is used, particularly in the legal field, so the dictionary would definitely win that argument.

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