Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
- Frankie Boyle
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Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won't be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.
More realistically, it'll be based on the pentagon's accounts of the accounts of the service members.
Will the high speed vehicle chase come before or after the slow motion shots of the american flags blowing in the wind?
Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?
But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…
Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…
I'd be more interested in a movie about how he stole Justin Bieber's hair.
This is the first time I've seen a picture of Michael Bay and he looks exactly like the kind of person who would make Michael Bay movies.
He’s not even finished the Skibiti Toilet movie yet
They picked the right director, Michael Bay movies aren't expected to make sense.
Landing site, or where they were picked up? Because one of them was picked up a lot later than the other, and was evading Iranian forces the whole time.
So a big part of that distance could have been them moving around on the ground.
Might have stolen (or otherwise acquired,) a car or truck.
It’s not like Iran is totally without development.
It was the same plane.
I think the pilot was on the ground for two days, or close to it. It's not an insane distance for a very fit individual to cover over that time.
This summer
helicopter noises and a choir sustain
The most epic rescue operation of a failed nuclear bomb drop you'll ever see grace the silver screens
wide shot of the bomb waving down helicopter from earlier
Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…
I searched this text verbatim in Google because I don't understand the context of this rant, and the AI thought I was in crisis and directed me to a suicide helpline.
Alright, who else is willing to bet that Brett Ratner is an executive producer ?
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