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[–] 120 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.

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  • [–] 84 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won't be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    More realistically, it'll be based on the pentagon's accounts of the accounts of the service members.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…

    Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…

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  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago

    Yay for propaganda.

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  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I'd be more interested in a movie about how he stole Justin Bieber's hair.

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  • [–] 48 points 5 months ago

    Yikes fuck this country

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago

    weve never seen the pilot yet they had a movie ready to go

    ok

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    This is the first time I've seen a picture of Michael Bay and he looks exactly like the kind of person who would make Michael Bay movies.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago

    Wasn’t he busy with that skibidy toilet movie?

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    He’s not even finished the Skibiti Toilet movie yet

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Landing site, or where they were picked up? Because one of them was picked up a lot later than the other, and was evading Iranian forces the whole time.

    So a big part of that distance could have been them moving around on the ground.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Might have stolen (or otherwise acquired,) a car or truck.

    It’s not like Iran is totally without development.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    This summer

    helicopter noises and a choir sustain

    The most epic rescue operation of a failed nuclear bomb drop you'll ever see grace the silver screens

    wide shot of the bomb waving down helicopter from earlier

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

    Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I searched this text verbatim in Google because I don't understand the context of this rant, and the AI thought I was in crisis and directed me to a suicide helpline.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    It’s not real! <\hint>

    Clearly you aren’t aware of the awesome sacrifice made of the 13 hours of holy sacrifice Jesus made for our boys to sacrifice! Motherfucker this is righteousness for our sacrifice… Sacrifice!
    BRING OUR BOYS HOME

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    I hope he casts himself as the star, too.

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    [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Anybody else read that as "furry" at first? I was very confused... 😂

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