More realistically, it'll be based on the pentagon's accounts of the accounts of the service members.

Will the high speed vehicle chase come before or after the slow motion shots of the american flags blowing in the wind?

Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?

But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…

Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…