I could very well be wrong, I know little about birds, but wouldn’t this just scare the shit out of the bird?
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Next step is to figure out a way for the bird to pilot the drone, like those vehicles driven by mice or goldfish
Also. I have a brilliant idea to stop ivory poaching. Let's take those machine guns from a Ukrainian ground drone:

Then mount them on some large saddle that can be fitted on an elephant's back. Then rig up some mechanism for the elephant to control the gun. Perhaps some sort of large eyepiece.
We won't need to actively track down poachers. The elephants will be more than capable of dealing with the poachers themselves! With modern technology, we could literally give machine guns to elephants!
We briefly did missiles guided by pigeons, so it can't be that hard, right?
The birds POV:

Looks like a drone that drops a disabled bird bomb.
I don't even think the bird is enjoying it ..
There is no way. Driving a car and just sitting on the passenfer side is not the same at all. Now imagine having no control and not even understanding what a car is
Imagine you enjoyed running before losing the ability to do it and then someone strapped you to the bonnet of a car to make you feel better.
Could build a head tracker to control the drone with small movements of the bird’s head. I bet the bird would learn how to fly it and enjoy the experience!
Birds aren't real, this is them just getting lazy written the fake birds design
Me in 1988: we will probably have flying cars by 2026.
2026:
People Magazine Article:
https://people.com/injured-lovebird-experiences-flying-again-with-custom-drone-11962865
A bird wheelchair was not on my bucket list for 2026
Picture looks more like disabled bird flies in a Turkish steam bath, but I'm sure the little guy loves it... Right?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African, European, or drone-assisted?
This was really funny before i read the caption
Cyborg bird drones, sure. Not yet! The bird ain't seen murder! I'm billy butcher!
That is some stupid ass fake AI.
Is it though? It's on par with all the other things YouTubers and influencers come up with to get a bit of money and attention.
Yet, this is.
I mean, there are more photos, and a full article. Besides, this is not at all a difficult task. This required all the complex engineering of drilling some holes in a plastic bottle and duct tapping it to a drone.
Nothing about this is implausible or even hard. So your choice to die on this particular hill is pretty weird.



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