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[–] 133 points 5 months ago (14 children)

I could very well be wrong, I know little about birds, but wouldn’t this just scare the shit out of the bird?

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  • [–] 72 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm guessing that the owner knows his bird well enough to tell if it's happy or not. Some people assumed that I was being mean to my dog when I grabbed his tail, because he would spin around and bite my wrist. But actually it was his favorite game, which he came up with, not me. He would walk backwards to me with his tail sticking out because he wanted me to grab it.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    He would walk backwards to me with his tail sticking out because he wanted me to grab it.

    or maybe he just wanted you to sniff his ass and the tail game just kinda became fun?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I also don’t think those holes are enough to keep it from getting uncomfortably hot inside that plastic bottle. There must be another way to secure the bird without encasing it in a sauna.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (6 children)

    Not necessarily. You are projecting your own fears in that situation onto the bird, but the bird wouldn't have the same perspective.

    As a human, your brain evolved over millions of years to only feel comfortable when you are standing on solid ground. Flying through the air is about the most alien experience a human brain can have, and it won't respond well to that situation.

    But a bird's brain has evolved to be extremely high and not think twice about it, probably even enjoy it. Ever see a flying bird that didn't look happy?

    So while you would be naturally freaking out at flying around like that, a bird would probably feel right at home, and relaxed.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    It’s not exactly projecting because I would personally have a blast. But that’s largely because I would understand what is happening.

    I doubt the height would scare the bird, like you said, they are used to that. What they probably aren’t used to is being confined while strapped to a drone they can’t control. That’s more like the experience of being picked off by a bird of prey. I would imagine birds enjoy flying free. This is not that.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    brain has evolved to be extremely high and not think twice about it, probably even enjoy it.

    mine too

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    [–] 55 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Next step is to figure out a way for the bird to pilot the drone, like those vehicles driven by mice or goldfish

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Also. I have a brilliant idea to stop ivory poaching. Let's take those machine guns from a Ukrainian ground drone:

    Then mount them on some large saddle that can be fitted on an elephant's back. Then rig up some mechanism for the elephant to control the gun. Perhaps some sort of large eyepiece.

    We won't need to actively track down poachers. The elephants will be more than capable of dealing with the poachers themselves! With modern technology, we could literally give machine guns to elephants!

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  • [–] 51 points 5 months ago* (1 child)
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    That bird must be scared shitless

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Looks like a drone that drops a disabled bird bomb.

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I don't even think the bird is enjoying it ..

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    There is no way. Driving a car and just sitting on the passenfer side is not the same at all. Now imagine having no control and not even understanding what a car is

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine you enjoyed running before losing the ability to do it and then someone strapped you to the bonnet of a car to make you feel better.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Birds aren't real, this is them just getting lazy written the fake birds design

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I’m not certain it appreciates the screaming motors right next to it.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Gosh well that's inclusive, kudos!

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Bird brain is sayin...Nope.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Me in 1988: we will probably have flying cars by 2026.

    2026:

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    [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    A bird wheelchair was not on my bucket list for 2026

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Picture looks more like disabled bird flies in a Turkish steam bath, but I'm sure the little guy loves it... Right?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    African, European, or drone-assisted?

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This was really funny before i read the caption

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Cyborg bird drones, sure. Not yet! The bird ain't seen murder! I'm billy butcher!

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    In before, new speciality poultry.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    So was this inspired by perry bible fellowship?

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  • [–] -1 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    That is some stupid ass fake AI.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago*

    I mean, there are more photos, and a full article. Besides, this is not at all a difficult task. This required all the complex engineering of drilling some holes in a plastic bottle and duct tapping it to a drone.

    Nothing about this is implausible or even hard. So your choice to die on this particular hill is pretty weird.

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