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[–] 137 points 5 months ago* (13 children)

Then we learned that if you wanted to get the right answer from people ... all you had to do was confidently post an answer, any answer, especially if it was wrong ... and so many people would jump on you so fast to tell you how stupid you were and give you the right answer.

.... and you also had to tie an onion on your belt which was the style of the time.

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  • [–] 50 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I'm studying right now and I'm the lead for a group project. I've been having a hard time getting the team to actually talk with each other and come up with ideas. Someone told me the other week "pitch bad ideas badly". So I tried that with the title of our project I put down a shit awful name, told everyone about it, and within 5 minutes the team came back to me with an actual title

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  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Phishing legitimate answers out of people by exploiting their ego is still one of the most impressive things I haven't thought of.

    Will try to keep in mind

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  • [–] 86 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The other option was that nobody ever replied...

    https://xkcd.com/979/

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Now we go to a text transformer that poops spaghetti code by the bucket.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago* (18 children)

    What was the website? I just had books in '95 and later, Geocities wasn't great for chat, IRC and network news groups were the best places to get help

    The web was pretty small in the '90s

    I spent my time in newsgroups in role playing game flame wars

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    It was Experts Exchange. Then they paywalled everything like greedy idiots - hiding decades of useful community knowledge.

    Then everyone moved rapidly to StackExchange, which had coexisted but been quite small until EE did their thing.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Ah, software developing nerds and expertsexchange. A story as old as time.

    It starts with innocent questions, then thigh highs during long coding sessions and... you know the rest. It's all in the name! 😅

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (12 children)

    Go to any linux forum or help site today and you can experience it right now.

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    "Oh, someone had the same problem" as I see forum thread in search results, followed by finding out that thread turned into a gaslighting session on why OP's problem wasn't actually a problem, and no solution was provided as result. 🌝

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Why would you want to X? Dont X. Problem solved 😊

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

    $currentYear was meant to be year of the Linux desktop! Why isn't it?? 😡 Those oafs should be on here by now

    Edit: it really highlights the two kinds of patriots. "My country is the best country, anyone criticising can get away from us" and "I am proud of what my country has and has achieved and I want it to be even better; here's how we can make it better because we lack X,y and z"

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Windows is popular

    According to many Linux users, Windows isn't Linux (Which just means they don't want to fix X cause it's not a problem for them)

    Therefore, Linux isn't popular.

    I've unironically seen people in forums say that Linux doesn't need to grow, that it already acvomplishes its purpose which I guess is serving a bunch of specialized geeks. They don't think mass adoption will bring anything good, as if FOSS could be enshittified instead of getting more support from those interested in contributing to something that works.

    To me it feels like the ultimate "fuck you I got mine". It would be different if they said something like "we would like to do this, but we lack the resources". That would be understandable, but they appear to be straigth up hostile to adding stuff that would get more people to use Linux. It feels like classic gatekeeping (which is dumb cause Linux can't enshsittify).

    There's always someone willing to tinker, if these people grow up with Windows, I think the tinkering "window" might be lost or wasted on a restrictive OS. But who would want to tinker in order to get working something that should work already? Tinkering should be fun and optional, not a task scheduled at every tuesday.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    You're right. I updated my post just before your reply.

    I spent some time in the mid 00s installing various modification programs on windowd to modify it with stupid shit I found on deviantart. It would have been better if I got to do it on Linux.

    Although some enshittification is happening for certain viewpoints on Linux, with some propriety things being allowed and the systemd DOB debacle, and AI on fedora.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    Huh? AI on Fedora? Who is fumbling here? How is it possible for an OS not seeking profit or responding to shareholders to enshittify? Is someone looking for a new and easy way to do some tasks and giving up control on the process?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    After being told (at length) the answer was in the very long complex documentation, I said I had tried to find it but couldn't piece it together. And posted some of the sections I had looked in. Then my interlocutor said there is no reason why I should want to do such a thing.

    "Please mark your thread as SOLVED."

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Jokes on them, I have a shame kink.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I've got this strange error that only happens in this specific conditions using an obscure software with no documentation, anyone knows how to work around it?

    RTFM

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  • [–] 23 points 5 months ago

    "And you stopped because now you ask AI instead?"

    "No! Because the special website adopted AI!"

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    I miss Yahoo Answers

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    hey, currently looking for LMDE help on the Mint forum, can confirm derision is still part of the process.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    ahh the good ol flamewar days of IRC

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Gotta love elitism and punching down.

    Then wondering why everyone is so ignorant (you punch them when they ask for answers).

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (1 child)
  • [+] -7 points 5 months ago

    honestly it was okay until linux came along, linus torvalds was truly the jerry springer of abusive online communities

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