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[–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

And the koala from Star Trek tops them all.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    Had a centipede in the shower last night, brain went to, its a fuckingpoisiness entity from the depths of the earth, kill in before it touches you.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Clowns and snakes are two things that never even remotely tingled my horror vibes.

    Centipedes (and scorpions) on the other hand, irrational cosmic horror.

    Years ago, I moved to a new part of the world I'd never lived in before. Shortly after getting settled in, I saw my first (completely harmless and highly beneficial) house centipede. I freaked. That asshole animal literally LEPT off the wall aimed straight after my jugular vein. I flicked it to the floor, removed my flip-flop and flung the footwear directly onto that critter. Smashed 90% of its legs off, and the monstrosity still slithered right at me without skipping a beat. What the fuck are they made of? What the fuck is their motivation?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    Turtles are pretty good. Strong shells and feets for marching.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (5 children)

    Probably Maturin, which shows up in IT and The Dark tower series

    See the turtle of enormous girth On his shell he holds the earth His thought is slow but always kind He holds us all within his mind On his back all vows are made He sees the truth but mayn't aid He loves the land and loves the sea And even loves a child like me.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

    You're confusing her with the World Turtle A'Tuin from the Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

    Maturin in the King fiction is a lovely cosmic turtle who puked the universe into existence (which in itself explain a lot of things).

    https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Maturin

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    How am I confusing the turtle in the Stephen King section and the same turtle from Stephen King that you linked to?

    Did you think you were replying to the OP?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Chuchulhu, by Lovecraft himself

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Cosmic beings in Elden Ring:

    ✌️

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Cosmic Beings in Steven Universe universe.

    The image features the four Diamond Authority leaders from Steven Universe: White Diamond in the center, flanked by Yellow Diamond on the left, Blue Diamond on the right, and Pink Diamond (as a child) in front. They stand in a grand, geometric space, each bathed in their signature colors of white, yellow, blue, and pink.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    could toss korrok from john dies at the end in there too

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