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Clowns are as scary as fk (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 1 point 6 months ago (3 children)

Had a centipede in the shower last night, brain went to, its a fuckingpoisiness entity from the depths of the earth, kill in before it touches you.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Clowns and snakes are two things that never even remotely tingled my horror vibes.

    Centipedes (and scorpions) on the other hand, irrational cosmic horror.

    Years ago, I moved to a new part of the world I'd never lived in before. Shortly after getting settled in, I saw my first (completely harmless and highly beneficial) house centipede. I freaked. That asshole animal literally LEPT off the wall aimed straight after my jugular vein. I flicked it to the floor, removed my flip-flop and flung the footwear directly onto that critter. Smashed 90% of its legs off, and the monstrosity still slithered right at me without skipping a beat. What the fuck are they made of? What the fuck is their motivation?

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