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[–] 125 points 5 months ago (13 children)

Huh. The chinese rideshare mopeds have a little speaker that begs you to stop violating traffic law and ride safely, but the literally only dock your score for trying to destroy the bike or abandoning it blocking traffic. You can steal 1 moped for every 100 rides and still maintain a perfect score.

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Surely 100 rides would cost more than just getting your own scooter that didn't have all the spyware built into it

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  • [–] 58 points 5 months ago

    100 20 minute rides is 31USD. They also sell the mopeds, 250-500 USD. The rental ones are limited to 16 mph tho. The real convenience is that you can grab one almost anywhere and leave it nearly anywhere so it integrates really well with other modes of transit.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 5 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    This one cool trick rideshare companies don't want you to know.

    spoilerIts a joke, the penalty for destroying or stealing one is -100, but you get +1 for every ride, and your score can go over 100. In reality the company probably calls the cops if you lock it in your garage and won't give it back or something.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    there was a story about someone kidnapping all the scooters and piling them up in one parking lot, cops were called

    i think it was in the Seattle area. In my town, we have a river running through the central space and so many of these scooters end up in the river

    when I was a trouble making boy, we'd steal bikes and build ramps to jump into the river on the bikes, they lower the river for a few months every year and it was always a good laugh to see how many bikes were piled up in our favorite spots

    my hometown is full of deviants, so I'm never surprised about seeing that kind of behavior

    my cameras are always catching some young person looking for trouble, taking one to know one I make sure to keep everything valuable out of sight and behind locks

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  • [–] 8 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Everyone hates those fucking things. Always blocking the sidewalk and nearly getting run over every fucking block. It is everyone's civic duty to throw them in the fucking river if presented the opportunity.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Part of that is anti-social behavior as a response to living in America, but also if people aren't parking them correctly, there's not enough parking room. If people are riding on sidewalks, there's not enough divided bike lane.

    Here in Nanning, during rush hour, theres places where 2-lane wide bike paths are completely packed with hundreds of mopeds per minute, much more than the 5 lane car road next to it can transport.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Oh absolutely. Though it has been a point of frustration how often they get put in bike corrals. Cyclists who own our bikes need those to lock our bikes up.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    I meant it the other way; the city not building enough room for parking 2-wheeled vehicles leads to people throwing them wherever. In the picture, they're just past the limit and people have started to resort to not giving a shit. Spending a hundred bucks adding an extra bike rack is so trivial next to reallocating RoW from cars to more efficient modes of transportation.

    This is also supported by cops coming along and stealing anything illegally parked during the night.

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago

    i know what you did

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  • [–] 29 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    I live in Europe. I once completely crashed one, along with myself, due to a huge pothole. Even though it's totally obvious what happened based on speed data alone, they never reached out to me about it.

    Should be noted it was fully functional, just probably scratched, maybe the handlebar slightly misaligned.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I'm in Finland. We have pedestrian/bike paths that sometimes go under roads. Over here the underpass tunnels sometimes get flooded in the heavy rains.

    In the Plague Years, I was on an app scoot when it was raining, noticed the underpass had water up to my ankles, so I said "YOLOoooo" out loud and pushed through. Even though the official app scoot company policy at the time was Will You Please Not Do That.

    Hey, the scoot was completely fine! Received no complaints! You see, fleet vehicles like these are pretty sturdy compared to retail models. A little bit of water? No problem. I assume the scoots they have to fish out of the river, or find from under the snow banks when they melt in the spring, may have some mechanical problems, yeah.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    True, they are quite durable. And it makes perfect sense. Otherwise the companies would have to spend considerably more on repairs or replacements, and potentially go out of business. Though sometimes people overestimate this sturdiness (or more likely just don't care). In Romania, or at least in Bucharest, it's quite common to find rental scooters thrown in the river. Not sure if they're able to survive it.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Should be noted it was fully functional, just probably scratched, maybe the handlebar slightly misaligned.

    Impressive stuff no doubt, well done mate. And how did the scooter fare?

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    I have definitely jumped a curb with them and did not know they tracked this, thanks for the heads up... damn

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Use virtual CCs and proxy emails and start learning some tricks

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    They most likely track your IMEI and other such fun stuff, just so you're aware.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 5 months ago (5 children)
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  • [–] [S] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Is this at a SIM level or hardware based?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Depends on if you're using an esim or physical SIM. The IMEI is the serial number of the cellular modem, so one cell phone service per IMEI except eSIMs can theoretically support multiple eSIM profiles, so each profile gets it's own IMEI to prevent conflicts. eSIM modems instead have a different unique hardware identifier. Ultimately it gets...complicated fast with eSIMs and some of it seems to just be down to how it's implemented in the real world rather than theory

    But in short, IMEI is a hardware serial number to identify the cellular modem, and all of the phone manufacturers have collaborated on non-conflicting IMEI numbers so you can identify the make, model, region and sku of a device based entirely off of its IMEI

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  • [–] 27 points 5 months ago

    To the Faraday cages with you!

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  • [–] 41 points 5 months ago

    Never thought I'd live to see the day where they outlawed tricks smh

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I don't understand why this is a shitpost

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  • [–] 53 points 5 months ago*

    "Removal of shoes is not allowed on a PaveCorp sidewalk. A $20 surcharge has been added to your walk today."

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  • [–] 45 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    That's actually fair, they don't want people trashing their equipment.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I wonder what kind of message they zap to people's phones when the lime bikes are dumped into rivers & lakes & dumpsters?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    It would be kinda stupid to rent it to do that. I think most people who do that just pick it up when its standing around somewhere

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah I was being facetious. Those things annoy me so much all I want to do is throw them into a dumpster.

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    I live in a city where they are scattered everywhere constantly blocking traffic & pedestrian walkways. Furthermore I've tried to rent one before but it didn't work, made me go through the whole app & sign up process & payment before it told me the bike wasn't charged & didn't work, but the app sure was happy to take my money! I give these things the stink eye every time I see one.

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  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago

    The trick is to ride away smoothly.

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  • [–] 96 points 5 months ago (16 children)

    I mean, to be fair, at least they give you a warning. And honestly, I think it's pretty fair to not allow things that wear down the scooter quickly.

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  • [–] [S] 26 points 5 months ago (15 children)

    You give a hand, they take the arm.

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  • [–] 84 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    It's not that deep. They just don't want you to break their shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Fuck I've never gotten this deep before. Do you wanna go in on some cronuts or dune buggies something? Like gumpappy, the grandfather I totally didn't just make up used to say, confusion without fried food is worse than confusion with fried food.

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  • [–] [S] 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Community policy violation detected!

    We detected you saying words like "dick". On future offenses you'll be billed.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Lime are not Xtreme enough for their customers.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    fucking tired of these garbage machines littering the sidewalks.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Is this a rental thing or do you "own" the vehicle?

    (Own is in quotations becsuse what you and I would consider to be ownership isn't necessarily what the LAW says is ownership)

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Lime is one of those scooter share companies that dumped a bunch of electric scooters in city centers overnight with QR codes to use an app to pay to unlock and begin riding them

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    Which you’d think would need some sort of permit or approval process? But it looks like you can just do whatever you want if you have the $$$

    I’m absolutely sick of them. I get home from work at dick o’clock and always have to make sure there’s not one lying down in the middle of my parking spot.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Well you see, permits can be rejected, and the time spent getting a permit is time spent not making money, so by requesting a permit after they dump them in a city and get people hooked on the idea they can make money during that time and build a customer base to advocate for them. Because governments would never apply regulations to misbehaving businesses! What do you think this is, China?

    Seriously though, the success of these scooter and bike share services just goes to show the innate demand for better public transit that our cities aren't meeting, and by partnering with these micromobility companies they're basically giving up on actually providing for their citizens needs

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