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[–] 59 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

If she also sleeps with me and not just my husband, she could have twice as much cum. Then again this would mean less cum for me, which is upsetting.

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    This was the rollercoaster I came here for.

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Immediately assumed this was a Violet post.

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago

    I have a husband? Is he hot? How much money does he have? does this mean I have health coverage? Is the cumslut included with this deal? Where's my ring?

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago* (7 children)

    This is a classic example of the decline of the American standard of living!

    Boomer misogynists were able to hate their wives. GenX hated on their girlfriends. GenY is forced to hate women in theory.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Thanks @TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    Defeat the cumslut by becoming the cumslut.

    !You know you want to!<

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I don't get it. How often you homewreck bi–curious women?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Who's the girl in the post? You know, for science...

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I was expecting this to be a violet08 post.

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