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[–] 83 points 6 months ago (18 children)

It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Everyone always asks “how is your anus” but nobody’s asking “why is your anus”.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    "Buy the whole set. Your anus will thank you!" -One of the mugs in the anus set.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!

    There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    *hanged, not that it really matters

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  • [–] -3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    It doesn't really matter because hung is correct.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    No it isn’t

    “The past tense of hang in almost all situations is hung. You hung a picture on the wall yesterday, or you hung out at the mall last week. Only use hanged when referring to someone who has been killed by hanging.”

    • Merriam Webster
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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Hanged is specific to someone being killed by hanging, while hung is less specific, but still accurate. Some who hung themself may have done so by the leg, but unless specified it will be assumed that it is by the neck.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    OK this was original and damn funny

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    would love to read more of that. Website seems entirely broken. Not going to instance. Oh well.

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    [–] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Some of you have been drinking 3 cups of coffee every break and due to the risk of heart attack we want you all to dial it down.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Imagine a job interview to work there. You probably score extra points if your name is matt and/or if you have hemorrhoids since they already have mugs that talk about you.

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    I do want to play GameCube later, because Mario Kart double dash was the greatest of them all. Also, I need to get that "how's your anus doing?" mug.

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