It's not surreal, it's hilarious. Or, it would be if we didn't have a senile old coot running the country, with the help of a simpering staff that kisses his ass every second and tells him he is the smartest human to have ever lived.

No /s, it's actually TRUE.

P.S. That's actually 2 senile old coots in a row, 3 terms of dementia. Who's next? Who's the oldest person in America?

I would vote for any of the replicants over Trump at this point. Even Leon.

I’m in a rehab hospital for alcoholism. Im the smartest patient here! Also it just opened and I’m the first patient here. First and best. You won’t see them print that in the papers tho. Terrible people.

No one has ever completed the program here. I’ll be the first to ever do that. First in the world. They don’t hand out medals for that, maybe they should I don’t know. But they don’t so. If they offered me one I’d take it but they don’t do that here. So what are you going to do. But I would take it I think, yeah. I definitely earned it. But maybe we should look into that

Now ask yourself did I ramble because I’m struggling with withdrawals and not thinking clearly, or was I imitating trump?

That’s exactly the problem. It’s hard to tell. It should be easy to tell which. If you don’t know which… that’s kinda bad right?

Not even the squirrel

He has never in his life been the smartest person in the room. His brand of narcissism and shamelessness are somehow a cheat code when dealing with normal human beings. He's like a glitch in the matrix. But in no way is he the smartest in the room.

Plot twist: he's actually outside.

You mean the same media that was instrumental in getting us where we are?

I wish reporters would relentlessly ask him basic questions he should know like about the constitution and how the government works. Ask him to define fascism, democracy, fraud, consent. Ask him what narcissism is, and since he claims to be Christian, ask him what Jesus taught.

Imagine the word salad that would follow any one of these questions.

Would be better to just throw the clown in jail where he belongs. Will go down in history as the biggest traitor against the American people to ever have been in office.

That's so stupid, it's called a TEST. Of course it's supposed to be hard. You're just saying that because you couldn't pass it.

Well we all have a limited amount of energy in our life, according to the dumbass president

LOL. Sure. The Easter bunny and Santa Claus will jail him.

First time?

At this point I think it's undeniably obvious that this country is failing and incapable of upholding the law and holding criminals accountable.

I wouldn't expect anything other than continued collapse. Americans would have to be significantly more intelligent than they are to expect more.

Too bad that's never going to happen

100 million people voted trump so I think you guys are cooked

What is today's date?

I thought they were supposed to start off easy.

I took one after having brain surgery a couple years ago. Was funny to me for a couple reasons:

• I was given 5 words, then after talking to the nurse for a few minutes I had to repeat all 5 words from memory. I told her that I wouldn’t have done well on that pre-surgery. 😅
• When I got the “what animal is this” test and told the nurse that I couldn’t remember if a camel or a dromedary has two humps the nurse basically said “I think we’re good here”

My spouse was naturally less amused than me due to the conditions which necessitated the test.

I took the test, it was so hard, mostly because the questions were so dumb I kept thinking there was a trick to it

they gave my dad those tests before and after major brain surgery to determine if he was the same him before and after (note: the wizards at UCSF succeeded). they aren't "hard" per se, they're a diagnostic. they watch you take the test.

liar you're a cucumber and you know it

Probably the same type of test, just a different occasion so there would be different objects to remember.

As someone else here mentioned, regular testing like this is usually a sign of oncoming dementia.

Its the same test. He has them regularly

Thanks, OP is an incomplete quote (missing “…” indicators where redacted)

The claim was the first (squirrel) question is easy and by the 30th question it’s more difficult

Is this for real? I thought it was satire of something Trump might say

His ramblings remind me of those crap videos people churn out. "You'll never believe the last one! Only a genius can figure it out!"

And....the quote is wrong. Christ Almighty, you assholes.

ty. didn't know it was real. No one else could possibly pick out the squirrel out of the 3 other animals, so I would brag too :P

I have no idea what the last question is, but I would think it might be that they were given a phrase, or a group of words to remember at the beginning, and the last question might be to recall what that phrase or group of words was. I'd imagine that was pretty hard for him.

I appreciate the screenshot, I don't have a Twitter account. But, yeah, they could post both.

No, just another day with Donald Trump as president.

explanation for those who more or less are but were born and raised in north america and only taught english?

Melania gets it.