There was a short form video I saw somewhere about how bartenders in fantasy universes gotta have a thick handbook with every species' legal drinking age listed
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that's not how this works!! it's silly to assume all other species reach maturity at the same point proportional to their average lifespan! almost as silly as to assume all species reach maturity after the same absolute time.
Well this is RPG memes and 100 is when an elf is considered an adult in DnD so
That is how it works (legally and culturally)
Of course it's also a medievalish world and they didn't care that it ruined brain development. I guess you might argue that dwarves and elves would though, particularly since a brain damaged drunken youth is going to be a problem for a lot longer
I think the general consensus is that it's elven society that considers 100 the age of maturity. Elves grow to adulthood at the same rate as humans, but the knowledge and worldly experience they must gain is what elves see as being an adult.
So, a 73 year old elf would be more than able to drink responsibly
I thought elves were a lot more resistant to the effects of alcohol anyway. Elf children could probably drink without issues!
Except if this was how it worked, then elves would be babies for like 10 years before being toddlers for like 30 and teenagers for 50-70 years.
A decade as a toddler? Nah.
I think it's fair to say elves reach maturity almost as quickly, just age slower after reaching maturity. Same with dwarves, etc.
Just gonna point out, like I did the last time this comic was posted, that she's wearing a hoodie and holding a smartphone. This isn't a medievalish world.
I do love the "elves are diapers till age 12" joke though..
Wait there was no need to do 21/100*71 and check 15, they could simply compare 71 with 100.
She just secretly wanted to do math!
see this is the setting i want. modern urban fantasy with none of the grimdark that seems to plague the genre.
Modern urban grimdark fantasy is a reflection of our modern urban grimdark reality. Writing hopeful fiction in a modern setting requires a much more vivid imagination.
Ravnica setting is what you want. I suggest the "Bylaw and Order" series!
Ravnica isn't grimdark? Exploding gang warfare goblins, angels that lead crusades against small sins, a festering sin imprisoned beneath the world? Cancerous growths that hold the last nature a city dweller might have a chance of seeing, but will lead to your skull being added to the growing staff's power?
Maybe it's not 40k levels of wanking grimdark, but it's not a very nice place.
Well, my exposure to the setting was the aforementioned podcasts Bylaw and Order and Under Torchlight by the LRR group.
In the first, a group of food safety bureaucrats have to get guild signatures to codify the life's work of their boss, a unified standard for sausage composition. Typical D&D hyjinks ensue, like a jail break, stopping a haywire college thesis project from exploding, etc. In Under Torchlight, a group of food service workers have to keep the shop running in spite of a shipping delay, criminal dealings, and guild infighting.
Both podcasts are very lighthearted and show that the setting is fertile for telling modern stories with a fantasy twist, aided by the rich details of the setting. I'm sure other stories focus on the dark parts.
the descriptions all seem fairly dry. i wonder if it can be combined with masks...
Why would a dwarf calculate it from human age?
The correct calculation is is (<your age> / 2) + 7. Oh wait that's for something else.
But, it's just beer.
15 is old enough for mead! (In Germany, unless she bought it herself, than 16 would be the required age. That bar looks pretty German to me.)
But... Dwarven mead might be considered hard alcohol.
But, she's an elf, so she might digest alcohol completely differently...
This is a much harder question than just comparing 73 to 100.
4470115461512684340891257138125051110076800700282905015819080092370422104067183317016903680000000000000000 seems a bit higher than 100
In all seriousness I’ve wondered if living that long would actually make you mature slower or at the same rate. It’s like Grogu in the Mandalorian is around 50 but still acts like a toddler.
Their parents are german, the elf will be questioned why this is not their 12 beer
Okay but why is 73 being ratio'd to 100? Shouldn't it be whatever age is considered elderly for an elf instead?
The meme is claiming that 100 in elven years is the equivalent of 21 in human years.
So the ratio 21:100 becomes 15.33:73 (or something like that. Its 6am here so my maths could be off).
Using the same ratio, 100 human years would be ~476 elf years.
In the US, the age of majority for drinking alcohol is 21, so it likely is.
There are a lot of assumptions here but is 100 the drinking age for elves because that number seemed pulled from someone’s ass.
I mean, if it Forgotten Realms. You're probably considered an Elven Adult once you no longer dream of Avandor- they're depression era.

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