Damn kids get off my lawn

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[+] 71 points 6 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 52 points 6 months ago* (3 children)

    This is what I had to use to prevent the rental place from fining me for not fully retracting the magnetic spools on my optical media.

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  • [–] 39 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I had one that could rewind multiple DVDs at once. What a fee saver that was.

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    [–] 26 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rental cars.

    GenZ, I tells ya....

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Are you kidding me? I remember rewinding DVDs like it was yesterday...

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Looks like an actual device I had for applying labels to burnt CDs. You'd print the labels in your inkjet printer.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I had a DVD burner that could burn labels while in the drive...lightscribe. I was the coolest.

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    We couldn't afford that. We had to put our DVDs on our finger and spin them backwards

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  • [–] 23 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Never understood the point in this. When you flipped the DVD to the other side to play the other half it naturally rewound the first side. Such a scam.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (18 children)

    Can someone explain?

    Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

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  • [–] 49 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    You had to rewind VHS. Then VHS got replaced by DVD, but unfortunately most early DVD players did not have a rewind function, thus this device.

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  • [+] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Different technology. VHS rewound magnetic tape using gear rotors. DVDs rewound optic media using spinning lasers.

    I miss seeing the disco lights

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  • [–] 65 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    its a joke device that was a meme at the time of the transition to disk media. not meant to be taken seriously.

    now time to go back to my racecar vhs rewinder

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    It is not needed. There were old VHS tape rewinders that people used, and this is a play on those.

    "Ha ha, gotta rewind the DVD"

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That's a myth. DVDs tend to lose synchronicity if you don't rewind them and always turn them the same direction. Why do you think there is subtitle timing adjustment in most media players?

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I remember the real big one for records.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Back in my day, we had wax cylinder rewaxers.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing are a steampunkish punk band that actually put out a release on wax cylinder in 2010. It was one of the first new ones in decades and if I remember correctly it was quite the effort to get someone with a functional antique machine to put it back to production.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    We laugh, but this was an actual product.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I had one of those, it was a CD scratch remover / cleaner. It actually worked somewhat - you could restore some discs that were too scratched to use.

    It was basically a leather (maybe) band wrapped around the spiral wheel that buffed the CD in a radial motion (center to outer) at the same time that the disc would slowly rotate around a spindle. You'd end up with radial buff-marks all the way around the CD, which looked a little bit similar to the pattern of the blue spiral thing in the center, coincidentally.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Never seen one like that. The video store I worked at had one that was huge and looked like an alien ware PC. You put the disc in and after a deafening horrendous noise for what felt like a full 60s or more you'd pull out an astonishingly well cleaned near scratch free disc. I didn't actually put 2 and 2 together that the DVD cleaner was of course buffing and so inherently destructive and I thought it was kinda neat so for a little while there I started buffing discs with only superficial damage that hadn't had complaints 😳.

    The awful noise it used to make got worse and worse over the lifetime of the machine too. Crazy thing. Did it's job really well though.

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  • Yeah. I had an automatic version. It was basically a pair of ultra-fine sandpaper wheels, and some buffing wheels for a finishing pass. The wheels would spin while the disc slowly rotated, using the ultra-fine sandpaper to remove the surface layer of plastic (where the scratches were) and then the buffing pads would smooth things over a little bit so the surface was smoother.

    It definitely still left circular buff marks all over the surface of the disc. But it at least helped get rid of the random scratches that would cause discs to fail to read.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The legacy lives on - nowadays I have to rewind my FLAC tracks.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    To be fair rewinding by hand was much faster by hand if you used your CD/DVD spindle to rewind in bulk!

    Kids these days and their PLC NAND flash!

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    it says right there, "dvd rewinder"

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago*

    also kids dont know about the importance of blinker fluid for their car and need to always be reminded to buy some

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    You know if this was a real product somebody would have bought it.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Thanfuly, we were always poor as fuck, so this is very strange to actually see

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    car downloader.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    It's an obvious grift is what it is.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I remember that! It was the first "roomba" I ever bought. Didn't work very good though.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I think I'm too old to know what this is...

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Oooo, I'll take three!

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