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[–] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

Here’s an ode to the ketchup bottle: First none’ll come out, then a lot’ll.
-Ogden Nash

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    People would still spell it alottle.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Yes, but alottle is a baby alot

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Your mom is a lottle woman.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    I use "a lotta bit" fairly regularly

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Or should little have been lit?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    It’d be confusing for lumberjacks to say they need to axe a lottle.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    The opposite of a lot should be a lit!

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