Except that he was only invisible when nobody was looking at him.

Oh come on. They're more selective than that

Yes, the "joke" is that they prefer to be out in the nature that they're destroying.

I will always upvote Ogden Nash.

Replace the life jackets with Pokémon cards and the moral dilemma goes away.

If I'm on a sinking ship, I don't think I'm really going to be caring about Pokémon cards.

They say blood is thicker than water but the full saying is "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb."

Some people in the 90s and 2000s made that claim, but there's no evidence to suggest their reinterpretation is any older than that.

I'm going to assume American History X. Though it's certainly not the only movie to depict the neo-Nazi subculture, it's probably the most well know.

He'll certainly be remembered for a long time, but my hope is that he's best remembered for a lasting impact on James Buchanan's legacy.

Is it just me, or does his beanie sound like Bill the Cat?

The guy in charge was obsessed with a woman, but somehow that made it the woman's fault? That makes no sense, and yet is totally unsurprising.

Hey, you sass that hoopy limer?

The lake was renamed from its traditional Mono name by American settlers after an incident on September 23, 1871, in which a group of convicts escaped from prison in Carson City, Nevada, and took refuge near the lake. (source)