And don't even get me started on how we drive on parkways and park in driveways.

Actually tipfinger is what your mom calls that thing I do to her butt.

You may not have toetips, but you do have tippy-toes.

Your toes do have toetips, just nobody gives a shit about them.

My tongue has a tip, you wanna see what I can do with that?

Also like, they call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.

How high were you when you were thinking about this logic ?

Where are the Germans in this thread? I'm pretty sure they have a word for your tippy toes.

Jokes on you. I cut my fingertips off.

You can tip toe because toes aren't tipped. Likewise you can't tip finger because they are already tipped. 🙃

You can't tipfinger because you're already using your finger tips, but your toe tips are not in use anywhere else, and therefore exclusively used for tiptoeing.

"Captain Sparrow, who is robbing me and what are they taking while you're here beguiling me?"

My toes have tips. Maybe you should go see a doctor.