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[–] 129 points 6 months ago* (12 children)

Hannah works as a third-grade teacher and refuses to give 100% on any assignment to any of her students because "only Jesus was perfect."

Source: I made it up.

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  • [–] 48 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I know you meant that a joke, but upon further research into this, I discovered that it's actually true.

    Source: I also made it up

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago*

    The sad thing is, jokes aside for some teachers is actually is accurate.

    source: grandfather had a college professor that said his personal policy was that a student could never jump more than one letter grade between quarters.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    I had a teacher that refused to give 100% on any tests because he only left room for two digits when he drew up his marking list. True story.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I had a teacher who would give two points for each correct answer out of, say, 47 questions. So the highest score you could get was 94%. This was for a math test.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)
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    Awful teacher even if they had questions no one would know, cause maybe they had a prodigy in their class or maybe someone that studied that subject to death, that's a horrible outcome for the kid who got all questions correct.

    I guess you could go Farnsworth route and say penmanship counts. (Futurama joke). Though at a certain age range that's not really applicable I guess it depends the grade level for my annoyance at that teacher I'll probably forget it in a moment anyways. Still awful teacher if they got all questions correct, and wasn't a trick one in there.

    Edit forgot to add also if the work showed all steps of logic (usually math but sure you get what I mean). No one learning should be denied a perfect score if they learned it is all.

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  • [–] 47 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    "I typically don't give 10/10 scores because I feel like it doesn't leave anything to work towards."

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    If you say 10/10, it feels disingenuous. 9/10, no one neurotypical really questions it.

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    An unstoppable Hannah (literally perfect; 9/10) meets an immovable Newgrounds reviewer (game wouldn't boot; 5 stars).

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    For the record Josh gave her a 10.

    Also not the people in the picture.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Mebbies she didn't give 10/10 because he wasn't actually blind?

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    TBF, he could have been richer and more handsome.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Sounds like a perfect 5 of 7 to me.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Perfection is a moving target...

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Josh, you can have her.

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