Mr. Japannibal Lector

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

Must be soon. Crocs have been in fashion for a while.

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this joke reference

Yamato-dono

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

Sharpie enough to control hurricanes.

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

Senile leader

Still way better than what USA has right now ....

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

I get the sentiment, but still....