That ain’t marriage material, 10 is only the beginning.
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This specific joke format is one of my favorites.
Me too, I wish we'd see more of it.
It's basically what !youdontsurf@lemmy.world is for 😁
Reminds me of this old one:
Wife : Honey, please go to the super market and get 1 bottle of milk. If they have bananas, bring 6.
He came back with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife: Why the hell did you buy 6 bottles of milk?!?!
Husband (confused): BECAUSE THEY HAD BANANAS.
Sounds like he's a lightweight.
short answer no
long answer in specific medical situations, yes. like, there are heritable heart conditions that you shouldn't have like any caffeine. (i am close to a family where everyone but the folk who married into the family have pacemakers because of it) i'm sure there's other stuff out there, but at a conceptual level for the rest of us no.
I haven’t slept for 10 days.
Because that would be too long.
-Mitch Hedberg
Like, he's not wrong. But also, getting coffee at 10am is sicko shit.
Apparently the pantiebeetle is one of the lucky ones who can drink coffee in the afternoon or even the evening and still sleep at night.
Which is fine, good for them! Not jealous, nuh-uh!
Pretty odd that they seem to think the rest of us are freaks for drinking coffee at just about the most standard of all coffee times, though.
I feel like coffee is calming for me. I have to consume a lot to feel unpleasant.
Adhd does that to a person.
I have to consume a lot to feel unpleasant.
The New American Dream 😉
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