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Steak (lemmy.world)
 
 
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Car shopping (lemmy.world)
 
 
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Fish (media.piefed.social)
 
 
Fish
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Taking turns (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
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I can buy myself flowers 🎶 (media.piefed.social)
submitted 2 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
I can buy myself flowers 🎶
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Source: The Naked Gun (2025)

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Buoyancé (thelemmy.club)
submitted 4 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 

Man: I think I have a crush on Beyoncé

Woman: whatever floats your boat

Man: no, that's buoyancy

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Job interview (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 

Sorry for the bad dad joke

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Trigonometry (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 

[Harold leaning back in his chair: Day 1209 of not using sin, cos or tan.]

I've been clean since 2002.

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Neat Office (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
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0Mg (thelemmy.club)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 

Your body has run out of magnesium.

0Mg!

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Idiot (lemmy.world)
 
 
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It's about time (media.piefed.social)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
It's about time
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This just in (eviltoast.org)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
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Lotta coffee
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Tide (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/youdontsurf@lemmy.world
 
 
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