And there's the grift.

That’s not gonna put a stop to the staged assassination attempts.

No. How about those Epstein-Trump Files?

So the White House Correspondents Dinner, which is an even where the press invites the President, is supposed to be held on the White House grounds because going out in public is "too dangerous?" Do I have that right? That instead of being the press' event that the President is invited to, it will instead be a Presidential event that the press are invited to? Do I have that right, that we've literally inverted how anything functions for the sake of making this fat fucking loser happy.

Toddler denied racecar bed, shits pants at kindergarten and insist this proves racecar beds are necessary

There it is.

If the 5000 security people at every event did their jobs, there wouldn't be any problems.

Also he manages to golf everywhere just fine

So this event has gone on more than 100 years without incident and gunmen seem to follow you wherever you go. Sounds like a you problem.

Is the event were they roast the president? The very thing Trump fucking hates above anything else is people making fun of him? Why he skip it every time?

How funny the one time he attends one there is an assassination attempt. If not staged the the universe or this fucking simulation we live in is fucked up.

He’s fine. The current system worked as planned. If anything, this shows how unnecessary his big beautiful ball hole is.

Besides, I’m more interested in protecting my own family than ensuring this pedophile rapist feels cozier while stoking outrage everywhere he goes:

"The world is big and scary. Everybody hates me and makes fun of me. I don't want to leave my houses. Make them come here. I don't wanna go anywhere ever again. I need a diappy change."

-- Donald Trump, maybe

“Security scare.” Oh, for fucks sake.

I demand he stop appearing in public. Or talking at all for that matter. That would be safest for everyone.

Aaaaand that is what really happened

Poor little bitch boy scared to leave his bunker.

Can't help but think of the bandage he was wearing on his ear lately, as if to remind us he survived an assassination attempt. Then boom.

You gotta clean up your house before we start building new things. For all you know, there's already a perfectly useable bunker laying around here somewhere. Let's start by getting the Epstein files out of here. Just put them on the curb, someone will take them for you

The only viable solution is to build a small concrete bunker with a single putting trainer inside that doubles as a toilet. Lock him inside and never let him out.

Bulldoze it on day one of a new administration. Turn it into a historical museum of Jan 6th.

How bout no

So... He got told no. Cried about it and staged an assassination attempt just to get his own way?

JFC. This is the stupidest timeline. The fact that they are even pushing this "solution" in response to this incident, is proof that they're all just idiots trying to convince other idiots to do stupid shit.

Idiocracy is real.

Oh man! What a little bitch-ass pussy!