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[–] 32 points 6 months ago

Never eaten cum out of a condom. Never had a distance competition. But... yeah, everything else. Holy shit. Having the big gay helps.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    (Idk if diagonals count in bingo? I've never actually played it)

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Made me realize I'm plain vanilla.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    So close! Does having an orgasm in public count as jizzing in public? Inquiring minds want to know..

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    I've eaten mine before. It might enjoy it more if I did it for a woman. I'd love to lick my cum off of her.

    Oh shit, welcome back Violet.

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  • [+] [S] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 5 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    I wanna be creampied (more) and bukkaked 😩

    And are you kidding me? So many spaces and still no bingo?! 😭

    Guess I am gonna go jizz in public today. 🤷‍♂️

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I've only done 2 of those. Guess I'm just vanilla or smth....

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  • Just need the bukkake and I'd have a full card. Never had more than one guy cum on me at once. New goal unlocked.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    14, but a few were without me expecting it lol my ex was a crazy bitch in the bedroom

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago
    [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I only got 10 on this list. I gotta up my game

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    1. I suspect this is on the low side compared to some others!
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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I'm a borderline asexual, none of these sound interesting to me LMAO

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    Wait guys isnt a facial and bukkake the same?

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    [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I'm surprised "made truffle butter" is not on this list!

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  • [+] -17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This isn't even close to a shitpost. You know there's more than one community on Lemmy right?

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