Then they need to be freed as a whole to become data centers of the people, run by the people.

There are Chinese back-alley workshops already lifting the NAND modules from them and installing them on standard DIMM modules.

Edit: meant DRAM modules.

Unfortunately? The unregistered stuff works in most AMD boards. You can trade the GPUs for a car strait up. Or the whole blade for a house.

Looking at them I'm not even sure you'd need to break concrete, I'm pretty certain they're thin wall steel construction. A circular saw would make a nice doorway.

The amount of dust that would get poured into the room would almost certainly set off the fire suppression system, sucking the oxygen out of the room within 30 seconds of activation and suffocating anyone left inside.

Apparently this:

https://cyberhoot.com/cybrary/mantrap/

The thing you avoid by driving a stolen car into the outside wall.

I'd do it for a Ford.

And teeth. They're full of teeth

crackheads with facepaint

lemon juice

Seriously just gotta give the crackheads a slingshot, some rags and a bucket of paint and that dog is blind

Por que no los dos?

No, you can load up a couple of clusters like 2 to 5 in a pickup, a cluster of 8 in a rack is about a small fridge, but worth 300-400k and easily resealable.

You're probably right that the value density of RAM sticks is better... But NVidia B300 GPUs are still ~$45,000 each. A backpack full is still quite a lot of money.

I think the lower density of gpus vs bars of gold would help you avoid that specific mistake...(you'll run out of room in your inventory before you get overencumbered)

Ever heard of a man trap?

Every data center I've been to uses them. Best part is if you don't know what you're looking at, you'd have no idea the foyer was constructed as a man trap.

Don't need much security when you have a man trap.

https://youtu.be/gmiKenqLVAU

Racks most people could probably manage but then you're ignoring all the goodies in the cooling and electrical distribution equipment. Think ram is expensive? Try pricing the support equipment.

Whoever thought of the meme probably doesn't work in tech. A brand-new AI datacenter is not going to be left unguarded. Doubly so if there's government data being stored or processed within it.

I’m not allowed anywhere near it.

I’ve seen it once or twice, by special permissin only, and with an escort.

Exactly this. We're in places with concrete tank traps out front and retina scanners and guards behind the glass and all that craziness -- but aside from the tank traps it's all second-hand info from one of the 4 people I know - of thousands - who can actually go onsite and get in. If he doesn't send the change request beforehand, and it's all approved and whatnot, the guards will NOT enable the door. No tools in/out, no 3rd-party media out, etc.

Like, really, man, no one's getting in. I guess that means I get downvotes; I dunno.